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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* Does the goat chew taramas?
> > > * Slow the cabbages!
> > > * Catch the egg and mow it.
> > > * Are we gluing coffee pots?
> > > * Marrows drums!
> > > * Marrows with the origan.
> > > * I made them salad - I made them sea.
> > > * We became robes - Robe unbuttoned!
> > > * I have spit them.
> > > * He ate bunch.
> > > * I throw you to the ears.
> > > * Shit high and gaze!
> > > * Milk rabbits and mow turtles.
> > > * Holy Mary's eyes. |
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* Does the goat chew taramas?
> > > * Slow the cabbages!
> > > * Catch the egg and mow it.
> > > * Are we gluing coffee pots?
> > > * Marrows drums!
> > > * Marrows with the origan.
> > > * I made them salad - I made them sea.
> > > * We became robes - Robe unbuttoned!
> > > * I have spit them.
> > > * He ate bunch.
> > > * I throw you to the ears.
> > > * Shit high and gaze!
> > > * Milk rabbits and mow turtles.
> > > * Holy Mary's eyes. |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* I take them to the skull.
> > > * Whatever you remember you are glad.
> > > * Are you asking and the change from over?
> > > * Glass!
> > > * We drank him.
> > > * We confused our thighs.
> > > * He farted me.
> > > * Whore's bar.
> > > * Of the gay.
> > > * She's taking him. |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* The bad your weather!
> > > * With this side to sleep.
> > > * Your eye the crosseyed!
> > > * I am dogbored.
> > > * We did black eyes to see you
> > > * Like the snooooows!
> > > * He made us the three two.
> > > * I took my three.
> > > * You are a shopping. |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* Shit and fromshit.
> > > * At the end they shave the groom.
> > > * Sunday short feast.
> > > * To say the figs figs and the tub tub!
> > > * You reckon without the hotel owner.
> > > * The madness doesn't go to the mountains.
> > > * Better your eye goes out than the name.
> > > * Will I take out the snake from the hole?
> > > * He sleeps with the hens.
> > > * He stuck me to the wall. |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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* I'm sitting on ignited coals.
> > > * From here go and the others.
> > > * You will eat wood.
> > > * They returned me the entrails.
> > > * He sat me on the neck.
> > > * I balded! - You balded me!
> > > * If ... [e.g. ARIS wins OSFP] ... pierce my nose!
> > > * You ate my ears.
> > > * Has the weather turnings.
> > > * I (,He/She/It, We, You, They) do(es) the duck.
> > >
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john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
Posts: > 500
From: GREECE/AUSTRALIA
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Dose KOGOS  |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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You are definitely a Greek if:
* you can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
* you can spell kefalograviera
* you are an adult and you are forced to be with your family at midnight on new years eve
* your grandmother (mother/aunt) has a miracle cure for everything
* your mother (father) still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public
* you have ever been hit with a pandofla
* you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebekiko without music
* at every point in your life were not talking to at least one family member
* you must name your children after your in-laws
* you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a result of the above
* you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
* you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
* you know what a komboloi is
* you know how to work a komboloi
* you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki when you were little
* someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
* your family inheritance includes olive trees
* you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the "McFeta" sandwich
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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kai se ligo pali protoi |
john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
Posts: > 500
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re eheis ftasei esy sta 200 posts peripou |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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PRAGMATIKES SINOMILIES TIS TELESTET!!!!!!!!!! STIN EKSIPIRETISI PELATWN |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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(Το «Rep» αντιστοιχεί στην τηλεφωνήτρια, το «συνδρ» στο συνδρομητή)
Rep: Tο κατάστημά μας στο Mαρούσι είναι απέναντι από το μέγαρο του ΟTE,
δίπλα από την τράπεζα Eurobank.
Συνδρ: Σε ποια; Σε αυτή που πήρα το δάνειο; ...
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Συνδρ: Γεια σας! Aπό την αρχή της σύνδεσης δεν έχω λάβει λογαριασμό.
Rep: Σε ποια διεύθυνση έχετε δηλώσει να αποστέλλονται οι λογαριασμοί
σας;
Συνδρ: Στη διεύθυνση τάδε...
Rep: Kι εμείς αυτή τη διεύθυνση έχουμε.
Συνδρ: Aλήθεια; ... Πού μένετε; ...
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Rep: Σε ποια περιοχή είσαστε;
Συνδρ: Eδώ, πίσω από το κατάστημα με τα ηλεκτρικά!
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Rep: Πείτε μου παρακαλώ το όνομά σας.
Συνδρ: Nικολάου.
Rep: Tο μικρό;
Συνδρ:...Kοιμάται...
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Posted: 2002-04-17 23:59
