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mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-10-17 11:14
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@kim, easy - hungry and she wants to see a movie....
To chase her off go to see a movie that she'll hate and don't buy any food. Sit in a quite part of the cinema, now suggest she can 'eat' as much as she can! Once you've had enough get the attention of an usher to get her caught in the act. She'll not want to see you much after that, she'll not tell anyone why and it saves you a 'five finger knuckle shuffle' I call it a win win win situation
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Posted: 2004-10-17 11:25
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@uncle mince you are truly wise! [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-17 14:37
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On 2004-10-17 10:59:00, kimcheeboi wrote:
How do you tell a girl you're not interested? Even though she keeps hinting that she's hungry and wants to see a movie...

I need like a magic key that will instantly make a girl not interested in you




@kimcheeboi - Does this scenario applies to you? If so, you are just one heck of a lucky guy here mate!

@meth's - I am still . . . I guess, in love with that girl, though our sending of text messages is still ongoing till now, we are on our 2nd week to date! I can't just let her go out of my mind (even though I don't have one) . . . She's always there How can you just forget a girl's face and body who resembles very much like the girl in this image - really looks like her twin sister mate!





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Posted: 2004-10-17 17:36
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@kimcheeboi - Just tell her you are gay. Its not far from the truth anyway

@jojo: Aye Caramba! She's a real piece of ass, but if she aint interested, nothing will change her mind.
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Posted: 2004-10-18 00:09
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@meths-i told you! I need to protect my reputation!

and what do you mean, not far from the truth? [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-18 02:26
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On 2004-10-17 17:36:35, methylated_spirit wrote:
@kimcheeboi - Just tell her you are gay. Its not far from the truth anyway

@jojo: Aye Caramba! She's a real piece of ass, but if she aint interested, nothing will change her mind.




@meth's - I may not be good doin' my 'miracles' online/via web mate, just give me 5 years here and I'll show you the pic of our future baby !
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Posted: 2004-10-18 02:57
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good thing i won't be marrying for another 15 years [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:06
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On 2004-10-18 02:57:00, kimcheeboi wrote:
good thing i won't be marrying for another 15 years




@kimcheeboi - You should, you'll be 32 by then mate !
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:17
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[addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:19
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:23
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Jn what do you think i should do for the situtaiton that i posted earlier? [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:28
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@kimcheeboi - About what? The girl who wants to go out to a movie with you? Man, you are one heck of a lucky guy here dude . . . if me and @ayush are running after the girls we want, you are just sittin' pretty and the girl is doin' all the talkin' Give her what she wants, is she ugly or what, never mind the face, maybe she has a 40-24-36 vital stats! If you really really really don't like her, I'll go with @meth's advise that you go cross-dressing mate !
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:34
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its not that, its just that shes not all that smart

sorry about you and ayush, you can have her [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:36
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@kimcheeboi - In these era of stupidity, you don't just need a brain anymore, go after what's below it mate - enjoy it most !
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Posted: 2004-10-18 03:39
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but never a relationship with a dumb girl [addsig]
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