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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I like making up poems about you, in your trailer, to the tune of sweet home alabama. But thats off-topic.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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meths shame on you! we need to comfort these lonely hearts; these lost sould wandering the face of the earth--all they have is us and the tiniest spark of hope!
We must rejuvenate these peoples' lives!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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@ All the lonely hearts:
Special announcement: Coming soon, will be a rigorous and refreshing Love-Life Boot Camp in which myself, as the love professor, ably assisted by senior student kimcheeboi, will design and run a series of tests, both practical and theoretical, followed by a written exam, to help you improve your love lives. Courses are still under developement, we will notify you when classes begin. Thank you.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: > 500
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@meth's - I think it will be needing some 'ACTUAL' test after having accomplished all the battery of instructions imposed on participating Esato members  Will this be ALL boys only? OK, I am registering myself now here . . . |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Welcome aboard! All are welcome. Dont worry it wont be too tough. You can use the previous 40 pages as revision notes if you like.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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We are now currently accepting early applications via pm, pm me for further details.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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wow! 
6 applications already! 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Dont be shy we're here to help you! Come on, Ayush! Come on vlamm!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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demmy, govigov--where are you?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Demmy's already a fully paid up member, along with jojo and krubach! Welcome, guys!
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Hello, Scroto!
676 green bottles hanging on the wall...
"meths is da love professor" - Demmy
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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come one, come all, all ye lost sheep!
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nickorooster
Joined: Sep 28, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: UK (Originally NZ)
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I'd be willing to testify for the thread!!
Meths:[/]"And here's one of our sucessful graduates now!!!"
[b]Me:"Yes, meths, you've all been a great help!! I would recommend this to all that are having ANY problems!!' 
Nick
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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The power of meths at work! I remember nickorooster's case very well, and he was thoroughly satisfied with the results my advice gave him. So, dont be shy, sign up today! pm either myself or kimcheeboi, who is helping me with the admin on this huge venture, and we will sort you out in the Love-Life Boot Camp!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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who's in charge of catering of food? I'm in based on that. |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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you cater your own food; we can't deliver it through your computer screen
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hunting season in L.A. - 2 birds bagged - 32 shells shot
"conspiraqcy theories"-meths
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