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What Phone would Jesus use? |
akd2to1
Joined: Jun 13, 2006
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hmn.. jesus would be unhappy to see himself being discussed in our forums.. i think he would be busy answering to texts & answering phone calls .. he would have to keep it on charge the entire day.. i like that .. "Hey its Jesus Office.. " may i take in a message sort of thinks.. What du u think could be his voicemail.. if he had one..
il start with..
"Hey this is your almighty! I am everywhere & therefore cannot take your call.. you may leave a message with mother mary .. !!"
or the out of office...
Hi,
this is Jesus. Currently i am out of Office. Please contact Almighty for any assitance. Ill reply once i get back.
Regards & Blessings
Jesus
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SsTiTcH
Joined: Nov 08, 2004
Posts: 173
From: Kyoto.Singapore,Malaysia
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Think he would use a simple , reliable yet stylish mobile maybe a t68i or a t610i . Definetly not an unreliable brick (except maybe as an example of what people who dont get into heaven have to use..the ultimate punishment eternally condemned to carry and use a brick..) |
dcbastable
Joined: May 01, 2006
Posts: 198
From: South East London
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We all know that Jesus was not the true messiah, Brian Cohen was (he was also a very naughty boy).
'We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun' |
Otaku-Sempai
Joined: Aug 22, 2006
Posts: 65
From: Romania
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I think Jesus would use a Sony Ericsson k750i at home and a Sony Ericsson P910i at work,because P910i haves a business card reader and supports office documents.I think he would also use a w850i to listen to the angels music.
Life is just a dream... |
Danny_BFC
Joined: Jun 18, 2006
Posts: 499
From: Barnsley, Phone,
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Jesus would probaly use a P990 now  or more likely jesus wouldn't need a phone, he could just get his dad to call people for him
Im not fussed about phones/gadgets no more. If im online im in the Non-Mobile discussion  |
anterminator
Joined: Oct 05, 2006
Posts: 36
From: London, UK
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jesus is cool and cool people needs a cool phone  maybe the 8800? |
exokello
Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: 69
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He would probably use an old Ericsson and impress everybody by having video calls, Tv etc before they even had 3G or maybe he would have a P990i and make it work properly because I think only Jesus can do something about its firmware
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aqualung
Joined: Dec 02, 2005
Posts: 175
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@exokello...
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lamont
Joined: Mar 27, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Manchester, UK
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i recon he would use an 8800 on a friday night when on the piss and a p990i for his 9-5!
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Flux.nz
Joined: Nov 21, 2006
Posts: 2
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controvesial is right... Mind you, anything that screws wit de bible, i supposrt |
axxxr
Joined: Mar 21, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Londinium
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He would use this!
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Posted: 2006-09-05 13:03
