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Rookwise
Joined: Mar 22, 2004
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From: UK. Phone:Samsung Galaxy A54 5
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I've been rumbled  
It was off a site I came accross last night. I did put others on but was asked to remove them and they are now in the jokes thread in garbage.
I tried sniffing coke once but didnt like it. The bubbles kept going up my nose  | |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ok guys, i've got my problemsolving hat on, but no problems! Share your woes!
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Rookwise
Joined: Mar 22, 2004
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From: UK. Phone:Samsung Galaxy A54 5
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I'm lonely 
I tried sniffing coke once but didnt like it. The bubbles kept going up my nose |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Then visit the Lonely Hearts thread! Find your perfect partner!
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555
(Please note, no females have actually visited the lonely hearts thread)
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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Wheres mince been 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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mince, being the founder of the thread, has taken it upon himself to do absolutely nothing for the last little while, however, the real woe-wizard, meths, is at hand!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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On 2004-10-13 13:46:35, methylated_spirit wrote:
mince, being the founder of the thread, has taken it upon himself to do absolutely nothing for the last little while, however, the real woe-wizard, meths, is at hand!
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@meth's - Maybe @mince is having some problem of his own, which I guess cannot be solved by him alone? Help him dude . . .
I have a new mind-boggling issue here @meth's - please do help! I am fallin' (perrenial problem I guess) with a girl 5 years my junior. She's a manager in an authorized SE Service Center near my place, quite pretty face too - Chinese looking just like me, 'am really into Oriental looks, that's why maybe @kimcheeboi looks really like @kimberly? Well anyway, we've been acquainted for years now (as friends only), I really like her smile dude. Last time I saw her, I gave her 3 (means 1-4-3or I Love You, I mean her) boxes of chocolate small-sized cakes though I said that it was a gift from the profit I gained by selling some of my crap SE covers which the transaction transpired at the Center where she worked, well actually she helped me out there in a way to have the covers sell. Afterwhich, we started sending SMS for 3 days now, though I always initiate the textin' only she replies back, say ratio is 10:8 (me sends 10x, she replies 8x). Do you think she likes me too here, if she doesn't, why the heck she manages to reply back at my sms? Maybe she's just showing me some respect as their regular customer or what? Though I really haven't shown my real intentions of raping her, kidding here, well to get to know her more pal  Just moments ago, I texted her asking why she hasn't replied back at my last SMS sent (2), she replied back: "Me, on a date  " - smiley included here. I am not aware and don't have plans of getting to know - if she's really already attached or what? Though this has been an ongoing practice for 3 days and running, I can just let go if ever, before my heart is ripped off again and me startin' to look for a heart surgeon for a bypass operation  ! @meth's - no kidding here, please give me your best answer, as if you are in my Prada shoes size 10 dude. . . many thanks in advance, my point here is to let go at an early stage, before knowing that she's already taken and me waitin' for nothin' pal . . . I'll wait for your verdict here! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Phew! okay here goes...
I think she's already seeing someone mate, or maybe you are not her type, on account of its always you sending the first text, and she stops replying after a while...and she says she was on a date. I think she's trying not to let you down with a big hard thump, she sounds like she wants to be friends but nothing more. So...Back to the drawing board for you my man, or the "Lonely Hearts" thread, to find yourself a lady friend!
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*Jojo*
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@meth's - I kinda know that she likes me too, you see everytime I'm on her shop and talks to her, she's showing me a face that only a mother can love, nope, I mean the glare making a cutee face and all stuff . . . to me, really uncommon signs to show a guy if you just don't like him . . . Also, Filipino women always likes to go to the extreme of 'testing' their suitors, how far can they just go, say, she's testing me here, and I give up this early, for her, I am just not worth giving her sweet 'yes' to - right? Things like that, but on my part as a man, having said and made me feel that - saying, she's on a date, well, yes, as if she just wants me to leave her alone right? Hmmm . . . I'll not try sending her an sms for 5 years and not visiting her shop (I average on a twice a week visit for the past 3 years), let's just see who gives in first here .. . . . maybe, it's - MEEEEEE  ! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well thats one point of view, but it has consistently failed, throughout history - just look at the mess Ayush got himself into! Move on dude, dont waste time!
Hello, Scroto!
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Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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I'm in a mess?
Ayush |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well you pined after someone who wasnt interested in you and got heartbroken
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo (howdy doody) pluck up some courage and ask her on a date, the worst she can do is say no! You will know exactly where you stand and will no longer be wonder what if....
Still go to the shop and when / if she ever wants a date she can always ask YOU as she knows you are 'up for it' and she will not get the knock back (main reason lasses do not ask lads out direct is they could not cope with the knock back IMO)
Unc Mince
PS move on to the next one
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: Philippines
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@JN,
maybe the cutie looks, sweet smiles, and good conversation/SMS is just part of a business SOP for her. I may not be an expert but I would strongly suggest to NEVER LIVE BY ASSUMPTIONS. Stay cool!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-10-13 23:15:34, mince-inside wrote:
Still go to the shop and when / if she ever wants a date she can always ask YOU as she knows you are 'up for it' and she will not get the knock back (main reason lasses do not ask lads out direct is they could not cope with the knock back IMO)
Unc Mince
PS move on to the next one
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uncle, you are wise!  
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Posted: 2004-10-11 21:13
