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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Nothing flabby bout my arse(so the missus says)! Thank you very much... |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Post a pic of your bony arse in the lonely hearts thread, see how many replies you get then!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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good idea! I only posted a few times and i fell into a wonderful gay relationship! 
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Hmm.. a risk i'm not gonna take... especially as i'm wearin a pink Tshirt... Have enough problems with this odd gay bloke in work... |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Need any advice on it? Tell all!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Yes @Burgaz we're all ears
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Umm... He's ok really... Keep bumpin into him when i'm out with the missus on a friday night... He's about 42... Long haired biker dude! Got some Yamaha thing(not into bikes). He sat with us the other week down the pub chattin with me and the missus. After about half hour chattin the missus went to the bog! And yup he lent over and tried to kiss me!!!! 
Now i don't dislike gays, but i am not one... I just pushed him away and larfed it off. When the missus came back he got all embarassed, made his excuses and left!
I've seen him since and neither of us mentioned it... How do i make sure he doesn't try it again(and for the record i'm alot taller and fitter than him so i'm not scared of him) |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well sailor, I doubt he will try it again seeing as you responded in the negatory to his last advance, but if he does, just tell him u aint interested. And if he does it again, knock the spaccy sewage canoeist into the ground.
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@Burgaz - we that are blessed with good looks are found attractive by all. (It's a tough life we lead) Sadly this means we will get unwanted attention, I handle it by simple taking the poor soul to one side and inform him that I'm not interested in 'batting for his side' and if he tries anything like that again you'll punch a hole through him as if he was a wet paper bag. Works everytime.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yes, let the Poo Snooker Champion away with it one more time, but after that, its Chocolate Chimney Sweeper bashin' time!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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kim, play us a song mate, any Tenacious D?? tribute.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hey burgaz, any luck with the missus? did you try any of my brilliant and thoroughly thought out suggestions?
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Shhh... She's sat smokin away right behind me....  |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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hmmm perhaps
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Posted: 2004-10-09 22:30
