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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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yeah.. us garbagians shld stick together.. and overthrow the accessories forum....
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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don't pigeon-hole me tho fij, i'm primarily a UK-threadian, i just moonlight a bit on the garbage thread!
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fijbert
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pigeon-hole u?
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('',)bluemint
Joined: Feb 12, 2003
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A MAN SPOKE FRANTICALLY INTO THE PHONE, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 5 mins. apart!""Is this her first child?"the doctor asked?"No!" the man shouted,"This is her husband!"
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francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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cute as allways, Francine... 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
francine
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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On 2003-03-31 02:58, fijbert wrote:
pigeon-hole u?
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as in mark me as purely a garbagian m8.
nice one francine
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A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.'
'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth certificate.'
'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'
His wife retorted, 'Then next time show them your dick and get disability too!'
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paomig
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ShawO
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wtf is that??? 
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... so she called and talked about 5 minutes... Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: five million dollars... Five million dollars!!!???? She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
Saddam Hussein was extremely jealous too...he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call Iraq! I want to see how
everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"... he called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking Then he said: well, devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell it's local!
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
francine
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hahaha! love that bouncing guy! |
('',)bluemint
Joined: Feb 12, 2003
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"Bird" on the Beach Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" "A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here." Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire"
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shithappens
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mate that wuz a darn funni joke....but u gotta edit it....reading it with all the >> symbols just kills the effect man
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
francine
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@bluemint hahahaha after 5 minutes, i'm still laughing. hahaha | |
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