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Author Mince and Meths solve all your problems
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Posted: 2004-10-07 17:04
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On 2004-10-07 04:18:00, kimcheeboi wrote:
what an excellent idea, mince!

@jojo- what you suggest is an excellent idea, and i can help you make your will




@kimcheeboi - 'WILL' . . . . . I won't !

@dynamic-dodo - Specially @meths, You just really don't get my point on my very 1st post mates . . . I want a non-mysterious death, so that autopsy reports will show that I had not committed suicide . . . and then "WILL BE JAILED" if found at, right How can they convict me of committing suicide and then be "JAILED" . . . if I am already "DEAD" by then Think Einstein's . . . think !
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Posted: 2004-10-07 17:33
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@Ayush: you are blaming our advice for your failure! It was the right advice, but maye she just didnt like you! harsh i know, but thats the way the world is.

@jojo: There is nothing "mysterious" about plunging off a tall building with the worlds media watching you!

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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-10-07 16:34 ]
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Posted: 2004-10-07 17:36
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@methylated_spirit - . . . . ?
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Posted: 2004-10-07 17:40
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Exactly!
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U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Ayush
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Posted: 2004-10-08 11:32
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Instead of blaming you i thanked you

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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-10-08 12:01
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Ayush, lighten up a little mate
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U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
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Posted: 2004-10-08 13:52
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Dear M&M,

When i met my girlfriend just over three years ago she had never touched drugs... I introduced her to the world of weed... At first it was great finally a missus that i could smoke weed with! But now the novelty has worn off! If i haven't got a joint rolled for her when she gets in for work my life aint worth living and if there's no weed to make here a joint with then i might as well kill myself before she gets the chance to kill me! I have since quit weed but she won't quit for love nor money( and believe me this is putting a financial strain on us). What do i do...

Yours hopefully

Burgaz Burgasson

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Posted: 2004-10-08 14:32
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Well, may i suggest 3 things...One, shop her to the police, she wont be spending your money in prison, or two, buy in bulk. A trip abroad, cover it in one of those giant dairy milk wrappers, should save a substantial amount on buying it from the street corner. Or three, say "cant you save it for the weekend, darling?" and limit her usage that way. I cant believe you are tolerating her disobediance anyway, get her trained, man!
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Burgaz
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Posted: 2004-10-08 14:37
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Dude! I've tried buyin in bulk... £240 for 9oz... saving of about £120. But all she did was smoke more... And i tried getting her to leave it for the weekend... But that was the worst week of my life! And last time we got picked up by the police they didn't believe that such a nice girl would smoke weed and that she was only carrying it for me!! Guess i'll just have to move out... Sorry for being weak!
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Posted: 2004-10-08 14:46
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She's clearly addicted...theres nothing wrong with the odd puff, but jeezo, every night? tell her mum, that will sort her!
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Posted: 2004-10-08 14:55
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Her mum knows and blames me... Guess it is my fault in the long run... bugga
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Posted: 2004-10-08 15:06
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Dump her and get someone who will pander to your every need, you can look for love hopefuls here:

http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=70555
Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
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Posted: 2004-10-08 15:41
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@burgaz story looks like a movie that I have watched just recently . . . King Kong vs Godzilla !
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Posted: 2004-10-08 15:42
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Good morning jojo, how are you feeling now, any better mate?
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U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
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Posted: 2004-10-08 15:54
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@methylated_spirit - Kinda mate . . . I still manage to mall around the whole day despite the weather inside! Almost been up 24 hours - straight now . . . and my colds are just killin' me here, good thing that I have this vacuum cleaner (wet & dry) beside me to siphon whatever's inside . . . ! Thanks for the conern mate, it just made me a bit well now dude !
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