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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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No problem 
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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On 2004-10-05 13:35:53, blackspot wrote:
I've got one.
I always wanted to buy this beautifully restored CBR400 NC29, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to ride a bike anymore because "it's dangerous". No matter how I try to convince, she still thinks it's a bad idea. What should I do, oh wise and all-knowing one?
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When I planned of buying my 2nd bike roughly 'bout a couple of years back, my parents gave me an ultimatum, if I buy, I lose my place, meaning out I go from the house, and I just obliged to their liking mate. If your girl is oppose to your plans, I guess it's just because she cares so much for you as my parents with me back then! I know we guys have this urged to use the bike and hit to the max, right? But sometimes we also have think of the other people's interest specially when it concerns us pal ! As they say, those bikers already have one part of their feet on the grave . . .
@kimcheeboi - Better reconsider of buying that Ducati 999r  model dude, love life and just buy yourself a nice sports car, say, a porschewagen ?
@methylated_spirit - another one here for your books . . . I want to end my life now, what's the best thing to do, without the authorities doing the autopsy? They might just make notice that I killed myself and committed suicide here, I'm afraid that I might be jailed for doing that |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well, jojo, I watched a programme on t.v. the other night about the building of the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, and it has inspired me for this answer! First of all, contact the Guinness Book Of Records, and tell them you want to do the worlds longest bungee jump. Organise televison crews, the worlds media, and lots of people to watch, but take 2 ropes: One rope just perfect, and the other rope with a weakness in it! When Norris McWhirter the Guinness Book Of Records man measures and checks the rope, give him the perfect one, but attach the WEAK rope when preparing for your stunning record breaking bungee jump! Jump from the bridge between the towers, and as you fall gracefully from the sky, the rope will snap, and you will plummet to your death! With all the television crews and media, and all the people watching, and with the Guiunness Book Of Records checking the rope and equipment, no one will ever suspect that it wasn't an accident.
Happy jumping!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Hmmm . . . quite a good one mate, but I don't want a bloody ending pal! What I want is like when I go to sleep I will not wake up anymore, things like that . . . any more good points? |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Take a lethal injection of untraceable poison just before you jump, and you will be dead before you end up as a stain on the ground, and after they scrape you up with a shovel and do the autopsy, they will think you died from the fall!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
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I just hate bunjee jumping, not even tried it at all pal ! What about suffocating after a good s*x with a babe with a 40-26-36 stats mate? |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo sadly your sense of humour knows no bounds. Suicide is never the answer it leaves more pain behind than you feel. Why not donate yourself to science?
@meths Norris McWhirter died aged 78yr 3months 2days in April this year out living his twin brother Ross (co-founder of The Guinness Book of World records) who was murdered 29yr 2months 1day earlier at the hands of the IRA. 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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what an excellent idea, mince!
@jojo- what you suggest is an excellent idea, and i can help you make your will 
[addsig] |
blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: Philippines
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@JN,
I think you can use any means of suicide you can fancy. Don't worry about being convicted for murdering yourself, with the list of unsolved crimes here, you probably would have died of old age (assuming you didn't die when you murdered yourself ) before your case really gets attention. 
(Hope you understood that because I didn't)
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I dont know, my friend get 7 years for manslaughter after he got killed being run over by a tractor, but he got out after four years for good behaviour.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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On 2004-10-06 18:03:58, JN wrote:
I just hate bunjee jumping, not even tried it at all pal ! What about suffocating after a good s*x with a babe with a 40-26-36 stats mate?
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that IS a good way to go. i suggest u try once, and if u fail try harder and harder and harder.... until u succeed. then we'll know u died for a good cause mate
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yeah but how do you get Norris McWhirter th Guinness Book of Records man to verify it?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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You cant solve my problem! 
Ayush  |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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We gave you HUNDREDS of advice Ayush, but you never acted on it, you never did a thing we suggested! We cant magic a solution, all we can do is point you in the right direction! Its up to you, in the long term!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Ayush
Joined: Sep 12, 2003
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From: Hyderabad, india
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But meths pls don't say that I did nothing which you said! It was because of you I did what my heart wanted to do in years! If it weren't for you I might have never done it ! So what's the deal??
Ayush |
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Posted: 2004-10-06 09:56
