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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Thanks plasmadog, much appreciated. Some certain people who shall remain nameless (it was switchbitch) said our advice thread was useless!
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On 2004-10-04 17:55:23, methylated_spirit wrote:
Thanks plasmadog, much appreciated. Some certain people who shall remain nameless (it was switchbitch) said our advice thread was useless!
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I guess @switchbitch just cannot defend himself here anymore mate, he's just a part of esato's past for now, or is he? . . . who's next in line? |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i have a problem:
i want to ask out this girl, but she's ugly! but she's a butterface!
now, should i use the paper bag, or is there a better remedy?  
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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If she's a butterface whats your problem? Knob her! If she's got a tight body, who give a flying FCUK?
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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we have an old saying around here "cover the face... find the base"
instead of brown paper bag, one may use a large jug, scarf or trash can to do the job. |
SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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you dont look at the mantlepiece while poking the fire!
always remember that
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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as long as she doesn't smell like mozarella?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Now your getting it 
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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personally, i love to stuff my face with mozarella..
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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or just do it in the dark lol
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Any real problems, peeps?
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: Philippines
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I've got one.
I always wanted to buy this beautifully restored CBR400 NC29, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to ride a bike anymore because "it's dangerous". No matter how I try to convince, she still thinks it's a bad idea. What should I do, oh wise and all-knowing one?
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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simple
tell her shes right you dont need a new bike as you already have a perfectly good one in her.
she will dump you
you can now do what u want so go buy this bike you want
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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No! I believe the objective is to keep both the lady and the transport?
You are just going to have to explain to her how much the bike means to you, and that you cant bear to part with it. Explain to her how responsible you are when riding the beauty, as it would just kill you to damage it. She will just have to trust you and your judgement, there is no definate fool-proof way out of this one.
After a lengthy discussion, you could try "I love the bike, but i will get rid of it for you though", and you never know, she may say "No, if it means so much to you, just keep it". However, thats a bit of a gamble, she may simply say "you made the right choice there, bub"
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: Philippines
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@meth
I was hoping otherwise but, yeah, I guess you're right, there's no sure way to have both. I've already done the "responsible driving stuff". It's a good psychological thing though to tell her that I'm willing to give up the bike just for her  if she agrees to keep the bike then I'd be happy. If she doesn't then I'll have proven to her that I'm willing to give up anything for her. Cool!
Thanks. 
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Posted: 2004-10-04 17:55
