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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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@Ayush
It's quite interesting to find out what member's first posts were. 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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hope nobody digs up my first post....... 
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scotsboyuk
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@methylated_spirit
Your first post was less than three months ago! I wouldn't have thought that there would have been much digging to find it. 
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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on the other hand I'm surprised no one has come up with anything embarrasing from my 9400+ posts
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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yeah scotsboy, but my first post is a DOOZY!
ah, everybody loves jojo...
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@methylated_spirit - I want to heed for some advise dude, can I kill a foreigner just using my web cam + by using the loads of Caribe virus that I have stored in a disk? Many thanks!
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jojo again...
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I am torn between two lovers . . . a sexy voluptuous 6'1" blonde babe with a measurement of 40-24-36, and a chihuahua dog (still untouched) . . which will I choose ? The dog will not leave me no matter what, but the babe might just ?
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Kimcheeboi.....
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i'll apply for that job!
36d! big boobies are flabby!
I fart on big boobs!
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kimcheeboi again, see if you can work out the answer to his question....
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hey mincy-wincy and uncle meths:
why do i have no friends on esato?
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Vlamm being philisophical?
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Finns queue as well
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Joined: May 30, 2002
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On 2004-09-29 10:45:01, masseur wrote:
on the other hand I'm surprised no one has come up with anything embarrasing from my 9400+ posts
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THats because there is nothing usefull to find about you just crap
(just kidding with you.. hehe)
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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On 2004-09-29 10:45:01, masseur wrote:
on the other hand I'm surprised no one has come up with anything embarrasing from my 9400+ posts
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i did set out to find one but your first post was a serious reply to someones question
and to search thorugh all of them was a bit too much for me
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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yeah, I know I'm a boring factual/helpful poster
I guess the challenge is there though, for someone to find something, just one thing!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Couldnt leave out my old chum mince-inside..........
BTW my PC's quite old and the floppy is 5 1/4" thank you.
And switchbitch.......................
I smashed a chicks car up with a 3 and a 1/2 pound wood axe once, it was extremely liberating.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Humiliating myself, here...it takes guts.
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This one is from someone name ilia...
eh, well... i look kinda hunchback, masturbate a bit at night, wear +4 glasses - that's probably all. and i've got huge pimpes, yeah! even can share a few with someone if he likes. do i have any chances?
ow, i've got one friend, his name is buck.
Ilia again..........
great but i dont have money for rubber fannies coz need to get some food and a mask!
switchbitch: "olly wolly polly woggy ump-bump fizz."
govigov: " really need some serious help!!!!!
well i am in love with my first cousin, we have nt yet "done it". but other than that we can smooch for hours... and hours....
trouble is in our custom it is not proper to do anything like that.... help... i need you guys to throw me out of this or force me to stick to this....
guys i am serious...."
kimcheeboi's reply to govigov: "What's wrong with banging your cousin? In this modern day and age, who the hell cares? All that matters is that she isn't fat and doesn't smell like mozarella cheese!"
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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jojo again....
@mince and @meth - I have a sleeping disorder problemo mates! I only tend to get 2-3 hours of sleep overnight . . . any good suggestions aside from stopping me from watching XXX-rated films - every night ?
kimcheboi.....
I've been raped with a banana in my sleep
switchbitch...."Alternatively you can go to a chicken farm, turn the microwave inside out, sit inside it and cook lots of eggs at once."
PHEW! some rather unusual ones amongst that little lot, from the slightly unusual "finns queue as well" from vlamm, to the mildly fruity "i got raped in my sleep with a banana" from kimcheeboi, all the way to the completely sick  "i want to have sex with my cousin" from govigov!
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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and the focus of this thread is shifting from 'esato history' via 'esato garbage' to 'esato pervs' it would seem 
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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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My first post 04/05/2003:
Yea i had one tiny speck of dust under my screen, which was annoyin the hell out of me cos it shines super bright when the display light is on. i sent it back to celestica (the SE repair centre UK) and they sent me a replacement p800. i was pretty happy for about 10 seconds until i realised the new one they gave me had an even bigger speck of dust in almost the same place... AAAAArgh!!!
And my first thread, same date:
Does anyone have any help for me here? im pretty bored with just the option of 'click' or 'silent' when the screen is tapped. is there any way to make the system sound(s) a bit more interesting? like a beep for example? can you change the sound generated when a picture is taken, or when you make an invalid request (like tapping the virtual keyboard icon when its not relevant). see what im gettin at?
Pretty unhumiliating unfortunately.... 
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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On 2004-09-29 12:57:53, Vlammetje wrote:
and the focus of this thread is shifting from 'esato history' via 'esato garbage' to 'esato pervs' it would seem
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agreed, and I'm not sure how much any of this "ebarrasses a veteran"?
btw, for people who want to post or discuss their first post we have a thread for that...
Your First Post
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Krubach
Joined: Dec 05, 2002
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From: Sunny Portugal! :)
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Well i'm not exactly a veteran here...
But here's my contribution in the classical "Tips to take care of your battery" thread:
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On 2002-12-05 13:55:00, Krubach wrote:
Orang3
Your info is very helpfull. But let me add a simple trick i used:
Having a battery (NiMH) that wouldn't last longer than 3 or four hours i discovered that if you putted the battery (discharged) in the freezer for a couple of hours, then let it get the normal ambience temperature and after that recharge it, it would make the battery last longer than it used to.
This procedure sets the battery to a "normal state" and "loose it's memory".
Remenber it was a NiMH battery.
Why not give it a try, since the batt is going to recycling (please recycle your batteries).
Let me know if it worked for you guys.
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Notice the evironment concerned tip. 
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