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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Lynx69 - smug git.
I dont look like ewan mcgregor but i do swear a lot and any fights im in are about my gorgeous blonde girlfriend. And its not a kebab shop, the owner is a personal friend and has asked us to call it a Turkish Resturaunt.
Sammy_boy is like Oor Wullie, catapult in back pocket, spider in matchbox, sits on a pail and has one ugly sister.
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If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches???? EH???? GAH!!!!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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LOL @Sammy_boy was right! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@KiMcHeEbOi - seventh grade? what age is that? 16?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@batesie: Massive forearm due to all that ahem Cocktail shaking / flogging on, pasty kind of chap sweats a lot for no apparent reason, hangovers last longer, has a pet name for his P900 and keeps it on a velvet cushion |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Thats me, that is.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@KiMcHeEbOi:Bollocks have just dropped (I know @kim I've said that one before) and he thinks he's the 'cock of the rock', has a very confused mother as she does not understand why his socks are so rigid when she gets them from under his bed for the washing machine.
Thinks it's cool to smell like the aftershave counter in Boots*
*replace with your national chemist |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-07-20 21:45:32, methylated_spirit wrote:
@KiMcHeEbOi - seventh grade? what age is that? 16?
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acutally i was about 11 or 12 
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On 2004-07-20 22:07:30, mince-inside wrote:
@KiMcHeEbOi:Bollocks have just dropped (I know @kim I've said that one before)
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That would be my nuts, and they descended very many years ago 
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and he thinks he's the 'cock of the rock',
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I know, the cock is hard as a rock, especially at random times
Damn hormones.
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has a very confused mother as she does not understand why his socks are so rigid when she gets them from under his bed for the washing machine.
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I know, my feet do get pretty sweaty, and i still have a 10-year old bottle of that goldbond shit 
Mommy still thinks I haven't kissed a girl yet She's so cute and innocent.
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Thinks it's cool to smell like the aftershave counter in Boots*
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don't insult my sense of smell, man! 
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mince-inside
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@kim - it's not for me to explain the sock joke  |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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lmao nice little thread you have going here 
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@masseur (the main man): Moderate stature, metro-sexual, carries all his computer bits and pieces in a leather pilot case (you know the sturdy rectangular flat top jobbies), tortured by peoples bad posture (especially Finance bods slouching over the FT in departure lounges).
Would tell you if you dropped a fiver but struggle if the dropped a tenner (expensive phones to buy and review) would easily be
mis-diagnosed as suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Wine snob. |
djpowelly
Joined: Jun 07, 2003
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From: The UK!
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Any 4 me  ?
 djpowelly |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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 Dead on!
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On 2004-07-20 20:14:12, Lynx69 wrote:
Hehe, 3 pages and nothing about me  
To some it up...PIMP!
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@mince, i think he's taunting you 
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djpowelly
Joined: Jun 07, 2003
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From: The UK!
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 hehe
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@kimewoteva - Are you old enough to have a contract phone, sonny jim? pokemon hasnt been around THAT long surely, or maybe i should reach for my shawl and Werthers originals, and grumble about the war along with scotsboyuk. He flew Spitfires, you know. Kaiboshed the Gerries!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@methylated_spirit - The resurrected 'braveheart' __ Wallace of Scotland! I really love that movie mate |
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Posted: 2004-07-20 21:39
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