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shithappens
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:09
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every
year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account
the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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shithappens
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A snail can sleep for three years.
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shithappens
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!
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shithappens
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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shithappens
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All polar bears are left-handed.
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shithappens
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In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
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shithappens
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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shithappens
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:12
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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
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shithappens
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Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow!

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They
will get a kick out of it!! You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you? I know you did.....
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ste_dexter
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:14
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Keyboard layout QWERTY was designed so that women could type faster. Mens brains work differently so it is not the best layout for us guys. No wonder i cant type as fast as my misses can!
ste_dexter
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:15
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Death is the only charector to feature in all the books in the discworld series written by Terry Pratchett.
ste_dexter
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:24
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Quote:

On 2002-12-17 13:07, shithappens wrote:
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.




You sure?
Never seen a tortoise jump.
Not that i spend all day watchin them.
DSF
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:48
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The snake cant jump too.

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DSF
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Posted: 2002-12-17 13:53
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Dog was the first domestic animal.

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ewap8
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Posted: 2002-12-17 14:11
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lol......these are weird!

keep 'em coming.
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