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which is th best way to kill a P990i? |
mobilemodman
Joined: Jan 01, 2007
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The best thing to do> while taking a video, drive at around 50 mph (be careful), then open your door, and hold the fone close to the road with a tight grip, and let it grate on the road for around 200m, then feed it to a cow while its still on, and ring urself and listen to the moo-nophonic cow, and then take the P990 with the cow shit (when its taken a dump), and send it straight to SE, and tell them you dont know which one was th P990, so you send the whole lot, and then send me the video so i can upload it to my P990 and watch it every nite so i can remind myself that I wasted a lot of hard earned money on the most useless peice of shit ever created by makind. |
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lastikcizme
Joined: Oct 05, 2006
Posts: 227
From: Turkiye
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LOL at "Spongebob P9pants" and "Moo-nophonic"!!
Connect it to a charger and put it on a box, then fill the small box with cement and make a small concrete block! You'll have a concrete block that rings whenever you dial the number, and you can charge it if you wish!!
You can even draw a picture over the block, showing your depiction of what an ideal P9 series should look like! |
Merlyn101
Joined: May 07, 2007
Posts: 167
From: U.K.
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Sell it Sell it Sell it Sell it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen any proof of tomorrow all day! |
antichrist
Joined: Sep 26, 2006
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or donate it. in exchange of a similar phone. like my m600.
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zyexx
Joined: Aug 25, 2004
Posts: 127
From: Jamaica
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mobilemodman has the right Idea, pluss it sounds doable  |
razec
Joined: Aug 20, 2006
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From: Mars
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Good Way:
Sell it, you'll still earn $$$ though it's not as expensive as when you buy it. then use the $$$ earned to add to the money for the purchase of your next phone.  with that way you could kill your P990's memories --- forget that phone in your mind.
Bad Way:
Send it to the military camp near you, then ask them to make your phone as a target shooting object  after the shooting scenario take a pic of it and post at esato mobile camera picture section
10 years at Esato |
belialwafu
Joined: Jun 01, 2007
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From: Texting Capital of the World
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flush it at the toilet?
[addsig] |
jack77777
Joined: Apr 11, 2006
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From: uk/england.
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get a small bucket filled with petrol , put some batteries in it and the phone and leave a trail of petrol , light the trail of petrol , (stand well back) and enjoy your phones highlights. |
paul101
Joined: Mar 26, 2007
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will it blend??
I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream
'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
Nanu
Joined: Feb 18, 2006
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From: Warrington, UK
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I killed mine by launching at a concrete floor, not for my lack of love for the phone but due to me being wound up in the preceding phone call!
I can now say the phone has had a transplant and been lovingly restored and is fully functional again!
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Adz21
Joined: May 05, 2005
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From: Harrogate, uk
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@nanu anything to do with a lady by any chance? I smashed my p910 the very same way. |
fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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he didn't tell you the special material he needed to get it working though! 
and yeah it was a lady.. I'm sure nanu won't mind me saying!
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Nanu
Joined: Feb 18, 2006
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Yes as Reggie says it was A lady and her name is Maud!!
The special material required was indeed a 2" length of sellotape or scotch tape to be precise or sticky back plastic to all those who are not familiar with the trade names!
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fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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you been watching too much Blue peter nanu!!
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paul101
Joined: Mar 26, 2007
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and here's a p990i i prepared earlyer
I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream
'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
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Posted: 2007-05-17 17:37
