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animals at war - whos the strongest - who will win? |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yeah, th CIA are interested in my chimpanzee and bucket of turds, thats why its not in the arena yet, in case they buy it!
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Bucket of turds? I thought biological warfare was banned? I'm not allowed to arm my poodles with custard pies!
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zyexx
Joined: Aug 25, 2004
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From: Jamaica
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It is banned??...does this mean my dog cant piss on ya'll |
Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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i'm f**king lost could someone please update me on what the hell is going on so i can join in?? |
Cycovision
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Right, as it stands we have a stalemate in rural Kent. There's scorpionking's ninja dolphin in a nuclear submarine, meth's monkey with a bucket of turds and my albatros with a rocket up it's arse. They're all dug-in at the moment, smoking woodbines, eating bully beef and writing god-awful poetry.
If I've missed any protagonists, please take the time to add them before battle commences.
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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Sod it... I'm gonna go for a Giant Clam!!
The ability to turn things in to pearls over a couple of decades should come in quite handy for funding the project!! |
Davo_169
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: perth/thredbo
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ive recently acquired from southern peru the end to all of your animals..
a leopard with velociraptors glued to each foot holding chainsaws and spitting bricks.....the leopards also spits bricks
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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HaHaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
You're forgetting that bird poo is corrosive, my albatros' number twos will quickly dissolve your clam's pathetic pearls, turning them to a slightly unpleasant mush in a matter of years!
And trogdor, there's a massive flaw in your plan. Ever since a getleman with Asian features accidentally farted in heathrow airport, we're now back on maximum terror alert level. This means that extinct animals and building materials are no longer permitted on flights to the UK, so you have no way of transporting your fighting machine to rural Kent.
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Burgaz
Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales
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ah fook... Did i forget to mention that with my first pearl i will be coating the shell in adamantium.... The same stuff Wolverines bones are coated in!! That's some pretty hardcore Sheit!!
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Cycovision
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Bah!! adamantium eh? Well, you may have won the battle but definately not the war. My team of mad scientist aardvarks are working on a new superweapon as we speak. The first consignment of diet coke and mentos will be arriving at their labs any time now!
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mustafabay
Joined: Sep 27, 2004
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From: Egypt
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My evolved skunk farts in all your animal's general direction. All animals die either because of the smell poisons them or the smell causes them to enter a unvolentary spasm of puking causing them to die of dehydration.
Game Over. 
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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I can easily dispatch my cloned: vulture-ala-batman with anthrax any time . . .
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max_wedge
Joined: Aug 29, 2004
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From: Australia
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You all forget the worst animal of all, bacteria!!
My genetically mutated germ will have one purpose - to make an arsehole pucker up and not open.....
All your other animals are fooked... hehehahahahehehehhaha (maniacal laughter)
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Dogmann
Joined: Jan 29, 2006
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From: London England
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Ok Guys some of your animals would be incapable of actually useing never mind even holding thier weapons. So back to reality well kinda of i take my real life best friend an Albino Dobermann and give him sharpened titanium teeth and say BRING IT ON .
Marc
PS if i was totally insane i could actually get the teeth add on, seriously as crazy as that sounds its true.
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Posted: 2006-05-08 15:35
