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millosunny141
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Posted: 2006-02-09 15:49
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hey jesus just bought a new fone yesterday.
its made of two disposable plastic glasses connected with a spring like wire.
i had the chance to try it . it really is cool .
nowadays jesus is getting more fashionable
joebmc
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Posted: 2006-02-09 15:57
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He’d probably have a simply nokia 3210 but there wouldn’t be much point in him having a phone as who’d he call? Probably best if every prophet was given a phone then they could organise things a little better!
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Posted: 2006-02-11 08:21
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I think he would have the "Alexander Graham Bell special" - that way he could drink water out of it when he wasn't using it to communicate.



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keranov
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Posted: 2006-02-11 14:33
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He has no need to have phone, we are talking about Jesus right , he can talk to you without phone
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Posted: 2006-05-12 12:14
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Jesus and mobile??? HELL NO!!! but i would appreciate it if somebody gave me his number..... plzzzzzzzzzzzzz...i have lots to settle with him...!!!
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Posted: 2006-05-17 00:11
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I would rather speak to lucifer instead!


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Born_Dead
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Posted: 2006-08-10 08:47
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Posted: 2006-08-10 10:23
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ON this note - how would he answer it? Reckon he has voicemail....Maybe one of those celeb answering system

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Posted: 2006-08-11 02:05
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he wouldnt have a phone, lets face it whos he guna ring pc world?

but if he did

i recon he'd have some hot blonde receptionist answering for him "Jesus Chirsts office"

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Posted: 2006-08-11 07:45
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He's gonna ring NOBODY except for TOM HANKS and say "STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!" LoL
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Posted: 2006-08-18 03:03
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Jajaja
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Posted: 2006-08-19 22:51
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W800 probably? To hear god's commands loud and clear with the supplied HPM-70.
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Posted: 2006-08-20 00:14
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Posted: 2006-09-03 09:19
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I think a nokia N93
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Posted: 2006-09-05 11:34
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Quote:

On 2006-09-03 09:19:15, easy2deal168 wrote:
I think a nokia N93



naa, jesus is old school.
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