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Eleventy7
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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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haha
this guy's a mack! |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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On a propaganda tour through the United States, President George Bush
visits a school and explains his political actions.
Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.
Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of
the classroom.
When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them
again to ask questions.
This time Joey rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob???
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
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if i'm not mistaken, you posted that 1 before?
@shithappens
prefered your previous signature  |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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This started with an offensive joke so here's another:
what has 100 legs and can't walk?
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50 tetraplegic children.
(please don't hate me - i had to do it  ) |
Jjaks
Joined: Feb 22, 2003
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From: Perth, WA
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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On 2003-02-20 22:21, cyanx7 wrote:
This started with an offensive joke so here's another:
what has 100 legs and can't walk?
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50 tetraplegic children.
(please don't hate me - i had to do it )
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True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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ShawO
did I?
I cldnt find it on the thread, I guess I must hv skipped over it..
my bad...
I send so many jokes/post so much that I loose track of things like that
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
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well, its still better than someone who gets a ton of forwarded mail a day filled with crappy jokes...  |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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I usually get my jokes from ppl who get the tons of crappy jokes, they filter out the bad stuff and send me the good stuff
but I stopped e-mailing jokes..
ppl just dont read their mail so they go over their storage..
blah
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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u're the man!  |
Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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cheers!
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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real gems mate....real gems!!! kudos.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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