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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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Alternatively you can go to a chicken farm, turn the microwave inside out, sit inside it and cook lots of eggs at once.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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overactive imagination...
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switchbitch
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aka genius.
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methylated_spirit
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aka "You've tain that too far!"
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switchbitch
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Ho! ahm oan the night shift pal
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methylated_spirit
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Gies a gonk ya dobber
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switchbitch
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No waant a swatch o ma fanny an a'?
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Big black mad parrot man!
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methylated_spirit
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Okay guys, enough Scottish Slang. Ya bunch o dobbers. Back on track, anyone needing problem-solving help?
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@meth & @mince - OK! I am planning to buy me a parrot, an alternative for me to train in replacing @laffen everytime I wish and plan to send him a pm, it will be the parrot's job now to reply in @laffen's behalf, will go on extensive training and battery of tests . . . That as an end result will have the 'brains' of Esato's - CEO/COO/CFO ! Now, I am contemplating on what color to choose: Red, Green, Blue, White etc. I don't want to ask Mixin's idea here as he might answer me: Pink, Fuschia, Black or Lavander as there is nothing of that shade, unless when heavily dyed on! Also, can you give some more suggestions as to breed of birds that can speak fluently and like humans too. As I went into an aviary/resto in my place, I saw a green parrot, saying/uterring the words . . . Meoooooow, looks like the sh*t has an identity crisis ! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-09-28 13:17:50, switchbitch wrote:
Best thing to do is cook it while its still in the hen. Pop old clucky in the microwave on high for 1minute 40 seconds. Then squeeze its hind regions and out pops your perfectly cooked unfertilised foetus. mmmm ovu-licious!
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ovu-licious! classic!
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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jojo, may i recommend a Minah bird, they are quality man-language talkers. Parrots are great though, although i am not sure laffen would appreciate your inferring his job could be done by one. Colours? I've always been a little partial to the multi-coloured variety, myself. You know, the kind that are painted on kindergarten windows etc. They DO exist in multi-colour, i recommend one of them for that little bit of extra class.
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kimcheeboi
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taking a 1-week vacation
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methylated_spirit
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oh right, have fun!
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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cool kim...
where ya off to?
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Posted: 2004-09-28 13:25
