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Mince and Meths solve all your problems |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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with all the public attention you recieve, i wouldn't be surprised if your unique facial features got you in with the ladies, too.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Morning, i see i havent missed much since friday, i havent been on for ages and i never even got my own "wheres meths" conspiracy theory thread! Gah!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@govigov it would take more than plastic surgery, as that is purely cosmetic. It would require realignement of your throat, removing all the stuff behind your nose and putting it behind where the mouth used to be. Then, how would you eat? If you swallow, all the food will just get stuck on top the stuff behind the nose! If you ask me, i think Jehovah did a good job of building you just the way you are.
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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On 2004-09-27 06:37:58, plasmadog wrote:
govigov... i think its a good idea,
because u can make money when u show people u can blow snot through your mouth and puke from your nose.
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That's one for the 'books' ! Circus effect indeed !
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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I do not think Jehovah would enjoy your tampering with your face. First of all, it does not benefit man to alter his original, more tolerable appearance. By doing so, you are telling Jehovah, "you have no power!"
meths-2 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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what are you sticking your tongue out at?!?!? 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Dammit kim, dont shout at me  or i will  on your face!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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yummy! 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hey i have a question. What is the best way to cook an egg? See, i like scrambled eggs, but the mess to clean up is horrendous, and i find boiled eggs boring. I do like fried eggs, but i cant flip them and always burst the yolk, and it goes all hard, and i like it runny. This leaves me with poached, which are delicious, but i have them poached all the time and im getting a bit bored of them too. Any other ways to cook an egg? I want no mess, no fuss, just good, clean, quality eggage.
"Wanna kiss my lucky egg?" - Cool Runnings
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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meths, my man, have you never pickled an egg? 
pickled eggs are better than pickled onions btw
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yes, pickled eggs are the poodles plums, i started a thread on the subject some time ago, but for some unfathomable reason, it has sunk withou trace
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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well, hell, im off to bed, scrambled eggs for me tomorrow morning
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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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From: ELF Pap Cop (Avatar pending)
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Best thing to do is cook it while its still in the hen. Pop old clucky in the microwave on high for 1minute 40 seconds. Then squeeze its hind regions and out pops your perfectly cooked unfertilised foetus. mmmm ovu-licious!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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 i'll try that one tomorrow morning, switch!
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Posted: 2004-09-27 06:59
