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Necrosis Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 81 From: Portugal PM, WWW
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Greetings!
I think I need some serious headshrinkas help ‘cause I’m really getting obsessed with this bluejacking phenomenon (like Wookie states )
Yesterday I came up with the wicked idea of bj’ing (isn't this a Chinese city ) someone’s phone with an .amr file! And it’s possible. Just have to spot a Finish brick holder and go to my t68i (menu - 4 - 4 – joystick up) and choose the .amr file I’ve recorded previously (menu - 4 – 6).
I’ve already managed to record a stand up performance by a well known Portuguese performer (Fernando Rocha – cyanx7 might as well know him ‘cause they live in the same city ). Basically it’s a bunch of insults in a 10 seconds file and I quote:
“Oh boi, oh filha da puta, oh azeiteiro! Havias de dar c’os cornos lá em baixo no rochedo, cabrão, e vir um “canguereijo” e comer-te o cú, filho da puta!”
Cyanz7 is an expert translator so he can have it translated It’s really nasty stuff
Probably I can get my arse smacked if someone catches me after being jacked, but that’s where the fun is! (NOT!)
About that “time bomb” thing, I gotta test it out first in order to add it to a Bluejacking Protocol that I’m workin’ on and that I might post in a new thread (if you peepz agree, specially Ajack, the “leader” of this jack community )
Kind regards!
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Necrosis Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 81 From: Portugal PM, WWW
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@girigiom: the Shithappens post answers your question.
IMHO, i don't think SW plays an important role in sucessful bluejacking attempts, although some SW versions can be optimized fo that purpose
But if Shithappens was informed by techs that it has a deep efect on it, I'll buy it.
I only have 2 say that I'm not having probs in picking enabled gadgets on my radar
The only prob I'm having is making the prey accept the bluejack message, and that I can't control
Or I just might say 2 the "victim":
"Hey Mr.AlmostBluejacked, could you please accept the connection I'm cursing on you? Please?!"
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t68i rulzzz!
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
how bloody true!!
but practise also makes perfect...i had a shitty time initially trying my luck at jackin...(see my initial posts)...but gradually got the hang of it...it all depends on where u are (certain places are more conducive) eg, near phone shops, upmarket malls (higher concerntration of folks that can afford the newer and oh so expensive enabled noks), cinemas etc.....so go ahead and keep on tryin or should i say jackin....cheers!
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Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Becoz "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
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| I’ve already managed to record a stand up performance by a well known Portuguese performer (Fernando Rocha – cyanx7 might as well know him ‘cause they live in the same city ). Basically it’s a bunch of insults in a 10 seconds file and I quote:
“Oh boi, oh filha da puta, oh azeiteiro! Havias de dar c’os cornos lá em baixo no rochedo, cabrão, e vir um “canguereijo” e comer-te o cú, filho da puta!”
Cyanz7 is an expert translator so he can have it translated It’s really nasty stuff |
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ok! - i'll take up the challenge of trying translating this sentence - but it's a real challenge because of all tha slang, so i can't do it literally...
here's a try: "you ox, you motherfucker/sonnavabitch (either way!), you greasy pimp! You oughtta fall an' hit u're horny head on a rock (like in beach rock), an' get u're ass eaten by a crab (hence beach!), you motherfucker/sonnavabitch! (either way again... - litteraly sonnavabitch, but by sence definatly motherfucker)"
this rocha dude's a real piece of work... i wouldn't call him a performer - he's more like a joker... he tells jokes... in such a way that when he opens his mouth, people are allready laughing crazy, u know! he's a foul language freak, as most of tha people in tha North of Portugal (including myself of course!).
this could concede a new revolutionary dimension in bluejacking!!!!!! congrats necrosis!!!! genius, man!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Wookee Joined: Dec 10, 2002 Posts: 24 From: England PM |
if you jacked soemone with a voice file, and they had a polyphonic brick- would it play on loudspeaker?
now that would be impressive.
but still remember to give the respect it deserves... |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
get outta here wookee!!!!
it's impressive in anyway u could think - it opens a completely new universe of bluejackin options...
just think of tha fun u could have with u're regular victim...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Wookee Joined: Dec 10, 2002 Posts: 24 From: England PM |
My regular victim is on the back burner for a little while. plus 6310 isnt polyphonic. Plus it would blow my cover.
trouble with sending a voice file is that they would have to acknowlge and accept its receipt- and we would lose the element of surprise, but in the right cirmumstances it has alot of potential. I had a great sound clip of lady noises i recorded of a porno, which made a great ringtone on my old sony z7- that could have potential? |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
sure it can
if sent it to a girl, u can make a 2nd bluejack with a contact like: "if u were with me this would happen"
if u sent it to a guy, u could say: "your mama was happy last night" or "what did u're woman do with that money?"
punchline bluejack... a new prank world just a bluetooth away...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Necrosis Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 81 From: Portugal PM, WWW
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@Cyanx7: liked that translation stuff, but it sounds better in Portuguese
@Wookee: in fact, if a brick has the loudspeaker on, he/she can hear it out loud and that would be quite embarassing for him/her
I've sent this .amr file before on a MMS to a 7650 and the guy complaint it had loudspeaker fuction set on, on MMS reading.
He read the MMS on a crowded bus and everyone could at least hear the first insults
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
good one necrosis!!!!!
that gotta be the coolest story yet - i ask for an election here, people!!!!!!
i'm gonna ask a friend to borrow me the records with rocha's jokes and try to record something nasty as well - i'll keep u guys posted!!!
knowing my preferred hunting grounds are movie theaters - a bluejack storm is at hand...
gonna try to upgrade sw to r7a as well - thanx shithappens!!!
(by tha way, are games still the same? i miss tetris! )
@necrosis: i know the translation doesn't sound very good in english - and people aren't able to find it more funny 'cause they can't really hear it (that dude voice, man!)... but they're gonna have to trust us, right? it sounds a lot better in portuguese - specially with Rocha saying it. the only thing that doesn't sound better in portuguese is rock'n'roll, dude!
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
@necrosis & cyanx7: i seriously wouldn't mind sending nok users insults in amr format...that's way cool ...any chance u may haf one in english?? an i do agree that its a positive evolution along the path to making misery for nok users
@wookee: the trick is to rename your phone to some other name, i initially used my esato nick but later changed it to something else....basically switch between trouser/snake and numero/uno, depending on the victim and area....
@cyanx7: nah....the games remain the same, r7a just gives us java script support, real evident when surfing on esato wap....more menu/options functionality....the enhancements were carried out in r5d and r6a so an upgrade to r7a will encompass all the benefits (& bugs!!) from any earlier version....
@all: i'll be heading to the mall again later today...my missus wanna go catch a movie....hehehehehehehehe.....guess wat i'll be up to???
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Epedemic Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Posts: > 500 From: Denmark, Copenhagen PM |
don't bluejack in israel, you'll prolly call in an airstrike on you
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ajack Joined: Apr 22, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Malaysia PM, WWW
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@all: Do you think it would benefit all if I created a BlueJacking document?
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JohnM Joined: Jan 06, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Burton-on-Trent , UK PM |
Good idea. i'll be going into town this afternoon, armed with my siemens s55, see if i get anymore luck bluejacking!
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
good luck mate.....i din find any enable noks today...drat!!! better luck 2morrow perhaps.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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