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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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Allow me to guess-- you have not as of yet talked to this lady, am i correct?
If you refer to the first thread, you can just give me that s700, and just bj the lady with your old phone!
Till then its the blondes! Stick to blonde! (and the XXX movies)
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@kimcheeboi - Well, literally speaking, I have talked to her already when I have some 'impertinent' queries to ask her about bank transactions, but love was always out of the 'Q'. I can't see any 'blondes' here in Manila - it's all BLACK! Blondes, redheads etc. are often done in the parlors with a use of 'dyes' . . . I am really in love with this girl - St. Bern . . . ehhh , Bernadeth or rather Kimberly. No matter what, I'll just try to elope with her via SMS ! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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ahhh but we digress from the point! If you give me an s700, you can win her heart! I guarantee you! 
Try speaking to her while you're at the bank, get her phone number...
Find out something both you and her like to do, then ask her out! (it sounds so simple )
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@kimcheeboi - I don't know if she'll go out with me, her friends might have mistaken me for his Uncle or Dad 'cause of my age . . . Ohh, boy, just where can I get/buy this so-called 'Fountain of Youth' medicine, do they sell it at Ebay, just like celfones or it's accessories? |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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well, you can buy anything on ebay! Otherwise this fountain of youth is a fountain of botulinum toxin! 
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Hmmm . . . maybe I'll stick with my original plan of 'kidnapping' her while going home waiting for the taxi . . . then, she's all mine - no more need for the S700 and all that, it will just be 'cheapest/thriftiest' form of marriage! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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in that case, i suggest you stick to the Rophinol or the barbituates 
chloral hydrate is also an option.
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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jojo,
some gals dig the older men!
but, they have to be the distinguished types. go to ebay and buy a tweed coat, a pipe, bowler hat (mince/meths can help u out with the wardrobe), a rolls too!
else, just go when the bank's not usually full and chat upto her. say.. coffee?
else, u can ask her to come onto esato and we'll do the needful (mince/meths actually)
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*Jojo*
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@plasmadog - This just reminds me of the old-rich oil magnate/ (80 year old)? tycoon that wed Anna Nicole Smith (Playboy Centerfold/GUESS Image model) back then, after some years of smooching the old man died, and Smith became an instant millionaire! But . . . . I have only 'Japanese Yens' in my savings account ! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Jojo, for your sleeping disorder, may i recommend reading @energetics posts. As for the lady: 2 points.
1) She is a real honey, just ask her if she wants to go for a drink sometime, but dont do it while she's working, wait until you see her out of work. If you dont you will regret it for the rest of your life.
2) PERVERT! taking pictures of people on the fly with your phone is, in the words of Ned Flanders (or, as i like to think of him, mince-inside), its wro-diddly-iddly-ong!
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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meths hows he gunna see her outside of work though? stalk her? wait outside work for her?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Surely he must see her out and about. Wait until after 5 minutes after work, and just "happen" to bump into her. Do it on a day when you've been to the bank so you are sure she will recognise you, and thank her for her help earlier, then say "fancy a drink sometime?" or something like that.
Hello, Scroto!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo ask her if she would be interested in a deposit she would not forget and you promise not to make a quick withdrawal - bankers like banking puns
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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especially ones she'll have heard a hundred times already 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Deep breaths, and jump right in. jojo! Hey, he's gone again...
Hello, Scroto!
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Posted: 2004-09-23 06:46
