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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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haha im 22 and i can still get on for a half! But im driving so im going for free anyway!
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Leeswood
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how the hell u manage that? do you have the face of a small child or something or just a bloody good lier 
how bout we share the driving? its a long way back to the island, woh, in the mediterranean sea
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yeah ok we can share the driving. I'm only 5 foot 5 and i look like im about 14. Its great, but i got to carry ID everywhere on a night out!
By the way, if we are sharing driving, im bagsying daytime.
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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thanks for the help though guys.
meths, are u allowed on the rides at parks? |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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shutup im not that wee! 
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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ahahahaha meths is a hobbit!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Not bad, but i dont smoke  Good one!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@SCORPIONKING1982 - Ya missed off the RFC from his wee waist coat
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@mince and @meth - I have a sleeping disorder problemo mates! I only tend to get 2-3 hours of sleep overnight . . . any good suggestions aside from stopping me from watching XXX-rated films - every night ? |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo you have too much energy - work it off. Go running, cycling (with one of your dogs) or join a Gym (you may meet the blonde of your dreams) expend some of this energry and then you will find you will sleep like a baby through the night.
Mr Mince
PS. Take no caffeine after 2pm (tea coffee coke etc)
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@mince - I'v tried almost everything that my mind can perceive of, but to no avail . . . Maybe it's time to take valium or tranquilizers, the one that they use for lions, cheetahs, rhinos and aligators in the zoo! |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@jojo Try vigorous exercise followed by a flute of champagne (apologies I turned into scotsboy for a moment there)
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@mince - OK! Thanks . . . By the why, is my taking of too much 'sweeties - chocolates' affect my disorder Doc? |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Check the 'sweeties' for E numbers - these will keep you on the move
Try Chocolate Liquors
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Another one for the 'dynamic-dodo' + @kimcheeboi, I am falling in love with a lady 13 years my junior - she works in a bank, and is really very pretty at that. I am willing to take her to the altar to pray the novena for my Aunt's 40th day death anniversary - remembrance! How can I win her heart, will an SE S700 do, but she already has a Nokia 6630? How 'bout raping her at once so she'll get impregnated - leaving her no choice but to go with me then? I am a nice and a cutee as well . . . Please help 'mince & meth' I can't live a day without seeing her resulting to my withdrawing of my income from my savings account more often which I guess is unneccesary for me to do! When I am at the bank I can notice that she's looking/staring at me as well - do I look like a bank robber at that? I'll wait!
Here's how 'WE' look like:
Jojo:
The CUTE girl:
Honestly, and modesty aside, we just look nice and compatible together - right?
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Posted: 2004-09-22 15:18
