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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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so who's celebrating their bday? |
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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CHIP! tomorrow, right chip?
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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congrats in advance, roadent! 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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Best stay off the streets tomoz if u live near the roadkill err.... I mean rodent 
Could be dangerous! 
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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can he drink yet?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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nope
But he can drive
The thing with chipmunks is: as long as he's peeking thru the windshield, he can't reach the gas, therefore he ain't moving.
What troubles me is, when he sits on the gas and floors it, he can't look thru the windshield at the same time!!!!
I say there should be a law against chipmunks driving 
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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absolutely agreed...
u're crazy. 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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Thank you. (I think)
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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u're welcome. 
(i think... )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
Posts: 364
From: California, USA
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My driving is proven to be 200% more safer than normal American drivers!
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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@Chip, that is still not good enough as you WELL know !
However Ford are anouncing the new Ford Nocturnal Explorer (I though i was about 2 see a hot vid) its specialy for chipmunks i think because evidently they allready have an order for several from the Super Fury Animals.
Reminder; milk, sugar, crisps, post letter. |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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that 200% still isnt high enuff from what i've seen!
anyways, what do u drive?
rebirth. |
Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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ah, you should practice driving here in phils...
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Survival Guide To Driving In The Philippines
If you are ever in the need to drive on the streets of Manila the following
rules may help you get to your destination in one piece.
The Filipino Driver Greeting
When greeting a Filipino driver, slowly lower your window and be prepared to
greet the driver with: "Tang ?na mo, bobo". However, if you have been
already addressed by a fellow driver, reply with a joyful "Tang ?na mo rin,
gago".
On Turn Signals
If a driver in another lane turns on the turn signal, do not let him go into
your lane. In fact, press the accelerator and start driving right next to
him/her. The fellow driver will probably greet you and you already know what
to do.
On Traffic Lights
These amusing artifacts hang from intersections for no apparent reason.
Sometimes you will see drivers stop to see the colors change on these lights
(a fascinating experience).
Government officials (specifically police) believe that each color stands
for an instruction for drivers to follow.
>From pure observation I have determined the following instructions for each
color:
Yellow light: accelerate your car as much as possible.
Red light: this light gives permission to the next five to six cars to go
through.
Green light: reduce speed and wait for the five to six cars passing through
their respective red lights.
Little-known-fact: Time to start honking your horn, as soon as the light
turns green: 1.5 seconds.
On Changing Lanes
Changing lanes has been elevated to an art form in the Philippines. First of
all, no matter what you do, never turn on your turn signal or otherwise
you'll stimulate the reaction described above. Second, swerve your car
uncontrollably to the lane you want to change, preferrably if you end up
within inches of a car in that lane. At this point a greeting from the other
driver may be in order. To perfect your change of lanes, reduce the speed of
your car dramatically in a matter of seconds and you will see an action
packed reaction from the car behind you.
On Traffic Jams
Traffic Jams are teeming with fun filled activities such as:
Honking your horn harmonically.
Put on make-up (usually female drivers only)
Nose-pickers sightseeing. (not to be confused with people who scratch their
brains through their nose)
Reduce speed to watch whatever is causing the traffic jam. Add excitement by
trying to see if you know the parties involved. (note: every Filipino driver
is obliged to do this)
Lose weight by sweating like a pig as a result of a lack of air
conditioning.
Greet other drivers.
Practice lane changing.
Play the game: Let's see how close I can get to you before rear-ending you.
On Pedestrians
These individuals are an annoyance to the Filipino driver. If you see
pedestrians on your way, accelerate your car to let them know who's the
boss. If you are at an intersection, let the pedestrians know you want to
proceed by accelerating your car and honking at the last possible moment.
On Social Situations
Bumping into a friend while driving (not to be taken literally) is a joyful
occasion. Drivers should reduce speed and stop their cars in the middle of
the street and chit chat. What about other drivers? Well, they can wait.
On Highway Driving
Bottleneck Formation: To accomplish this type of driving, cars must block
all lanes by driving at the same speed and side by side (to avoid other cars
to pass). It is important to drive at a speed at least 20 mph below the
speed limit.
The Three-Lane-Change : This movement requires a lot of precision and
creativity. It should be done around the highest number of cars possible and
in a matter of seconds to create what others may refer to as widespread
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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To give you an idea: http://www.filipes.sk/flash/Yes_No.swf
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Jowi
Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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From: Pilipinas
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the site is too slow to load |
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Posted: 2003-07-10 21:11
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
