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greg2002
Joined: Mar 08, 2002
Posts: 26
From: Greece/Thessaloniki
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BUMPER STICKERS
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
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5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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> > 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, maybe You Could Drive A Little
> > Better.
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> > 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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> > 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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> > 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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> > 11. If At First You Don't Succeed..Blame Someone Else And Seek
> > Counseling.
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> > 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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> > 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> > 14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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> > 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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> > 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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> > 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
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> > 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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> > 19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
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> > 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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> > 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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> > 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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> > 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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> > 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
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> > 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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> > 26. Illiterate? Write For Help
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> > 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
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> > 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
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> > 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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> > 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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> > 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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> > 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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> > 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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> > 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
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> > 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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> > 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside
> Down
> > On
> > A Jeep]
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> > 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For
> > 70mph.
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> > 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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> > 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
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> > Jabba
> > The Hut?
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> > 43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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> > 44. Ax Me About Ebonics
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> > 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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> > 46. Boldly Going Nowhere
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> > 47. Cat: The Other White Meat
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> > 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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> > 49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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> > 50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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> > 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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> > 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
> lost?
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> > 53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
> Bullets.
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> > 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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> > 55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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> > 56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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> > 57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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> > 58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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> > 59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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> > 60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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> > 61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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> > 62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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> > 63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
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> > 64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
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> > 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Vrika enan agglo sto cardiff pou mou eipe apo msn pos mou poulaei to t68i pou exei... ego den to goustaro giati protymo na kratiso to t68 pou exo kai na kano anavathmisi (pisteuo pos to t68i einai san pseutiko). an endiaferete kaneis na rotiso timi. mou eipe peripou 300 me 350 lires. an einai grapste reply (an kai den tha to protina, o palios einai allios). |
n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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Pou ise xamenos re john74 ???
Welcome Back!
Kanena neo???
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n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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kogos sigoura ginete na valis tin elliniki ekdosi
stin aglia...Alla tha theli ligo psaksimo...
Kai ego thelo na kano to idio stin Nea Yorki pou ime tora alla barieme polle  opote tha to kano anabathmisi ton Iounio pou tha katebo ellada!!!Mexri tope pia elpizo na exi bgi kai i MMS ekdosi! |
tigra
Joined: Feb 23, 2002
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ante na doume pote tha bgei to neo sw!!!!kana fws ston orizonta re paides???
egw to pira stin italia to t68 kai den exei elllinika
opote prepeina perimenw mexri kalokairi gia elliniko programma
kai as elpisoume na exei bgei to mms ktl...
eseis exete kana neo???
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n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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Aste pedia epatha efragma!!!
Edosa se mia kariola to T68touli mou na pari ena tilefono kai
i ilithia forouse kati malakies skoularikia!
Ax pedia mou ekane tin Othonoula mou san ta skata!
OLO GRANTOUNIES!!!!KAI bathies!!!
Prepi na psakso na bro kenourgia prosopsi EPIGONTOS!!!
Den nomizo na zisi i ilithia apo tis katares pou efage!
Ante me sinxise sta kala kathoumena! |
john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
Posts: > 500
From: GREECE/AUSTRALIA
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Ela re sou gameise tin othoni po po gameiseta,next time dont hand out your T68!! |
n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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Pedia imaste mono ena post brosta apo tous allous!
Aurio tha imaste deuteroi etsi opos pane autoi posternoun dekades tin imera...
Ante posternete! |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Isos i erotisi pou tha kano na einai ilithia alla toulaxiston tha voithiso na anevasoume posts: to T68m einai idio me to T68??? giati to vazoun to gramma m an einai to idio??? |
n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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T68 den iparxi oute ipirxe pote!
Ine T68m kai T68i.
Min se gelai ti lei i prosopsi tou kinitou bgale tin mpataria kai den apo piso panta lei T68m i T68x giati gia tin asia exoun kapia alla gramata...
Kai meta ine to T68i gnosto pia se olous mas.
Den iparxi T68 apla otan akousis na lene T68=T68m |
n|ck_xp
Joined: Feb 16, 2002
Posts: 363
From: Greece/Rhodes
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Kai den itan katholou blakia!
Ante na anevenoume! |
john74
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
Posts: > 500
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Otan sou leo women are good at doing other things tin alli fora ean thes na doseis kati na gia paixei i kopela dose kati pou tha se anevasei psyhologika! :-o
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kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Re mas perasane sta posts... Enisxiste |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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Na rotiso kai kati akoma. Katevasa ta programmata apo SE kai ta evala sto laptop pou exo me IRDA. To kinito o ypologistis to vlepei (kai san modem me tous drivers tis SE), alla ta programmata den mporoun na to doun. To laptop exei WindowsXP (otan to pira eixe home edition preinstalled kai evala professional). Mipos ftaine ta XP??? Apo ena search pou ekana eida pos ta programmata sta XP douleuoune me to kalodio... me IR omos??? |
kogos
Joined: Apr 02, 2002
Posts: 58
From: Athens
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I ericsson ta exei paiksei... Tous eixa steilei mail prin apo 5 meres peripou gia na rotiso pote tha vgei i anavathmisi gia to T68 kai an mporoume na kanoume tin metatropi se T68i... Apo tote mou stelnoun kathe mera to idio mail, san na tous rotao kathe mera tin idia erotisi... xaxaxa. An pao na agoraso ena T68 apo ta kentrika, lete na mou dinoun apo ena kinito tin mera??? xi xi xi |
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Posted: 2002-04-02 15:16
