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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@mince-inside:
Likes mincey things, like mincey pie, mince meat, mince this, mince that... Has an unnatural fetish involving fast hyperthreading processors and mince foods, its not something that you or i really know about but its definitely availiable online.
Sticks to the 'dirty old man' stereotype, can be seen outside the local primary school goggling at the kids but has enough self-control to save it for the 'business trips' to amsterdam or san francisco. has gone on the thailand and japan 'tours' at least once.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@scorpionking1982-
Scary sort of fellow, not one you would want to meet behind in the alley behind the bar for fear that he would take your lunch money. He is meth's dysfunctional twin; if you thought frankie howard fetishes were bad, wait till you see this guy!
Something of an exhibitionist-- he loves posting pictures in 'adult forums' of himself prancing around his house, and takes especial joy when people compare him to michael jackson. However he goes to church every sunday (hasn't missed a sunday in 42 months), and he doesnt know that the priest is pounding the ol' pud on the opposite side of the confession screen.
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Leeswood
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 spot on there kim, well done
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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well after work and i night out im too tired to p[ost, but there's more coming up!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Someones been at the amphetimines, thats a hella lot of posts! Superb, every one, i must say.
Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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methamphetamines
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@govigov-
Chronic overachiever--always setting the standard for 'kissin cousins'. Dreams of moving to Louisiana or Alabama, but is afraid of getting shot by all them rednecks. Once he visited and got a full load pumped into him, hes lucky he survived that shotgun blast!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@Demmy-
Lives in the wilds of africa, with Xena the Warrior princess. Likes her cause shes pretty kinky, but doesn't like the way she makes him take her sword--the positions in which she gives it to him are very very dangerous! Usually stuck between dumping her and accepting the 'kink' in the relationship, but she won't let him dump her. Once he suggested it and got beat up.
She usually does the hunting, demmy does the cooking, but she always has to nag: "don't forget to heat the pan before you put the meat in!"
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soichiro
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Posts: 258
From: Cucumberland
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keep 'em cumin, baybeh!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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naw i gotta sleep as ive gotten my ass handed to me on a platter about 60 times by my street fighter game 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@MikLSP-
Man of varying tastes, currently posting adult personals asking for "Aunt Jemima." Last's girlfriend's name was Bertha. Kind of wary of replies to his ad, though, the last time he ended up getting raped by women with a hairy fetish.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@plasmadog-
Internationally renowned smuggler--smuggles mobile phones, fruits, cheese, crackers, and sausages. His secret--a specially modified can where he can hide almost anything.
A rabid michael jackson fan - dressed up as michael jackson on halloween and got his cat to dress as a little boy and his dog to dress as Lisa Marie Presley. While he was walking about he realized he forgot to being a bag, so he put his candy in his can.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@Wirral Bagpuss-
You know she's been around when something whirls by like a whirlwind, flapping in the wind.
Strangely obessed with cartoon characters; one might even call it a fetish!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@The Little Master-
Only 4'11", but that doesn't stop him from telling his slaves (in leather) what to do. His favorite thing to do is dress up as Batman make Robin serve him. Also likes playing house--always has someone be the butler and call him 'master.'
Also a big fan of coloring books, recently finished the new Power Rangers coloring book series. Regular crayons are too big so in order to sate his coloring cravings orders crayons special order--2 inches with a .5 cm radius. Ordering crayons always makes him think of other things.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@shithappens- gets off to noodles, is especially turned on by the smaller cup noodles. Doesn't like eating them though, as they are salty and make him really really thirsty--reminds him of when he served in the Navy.
Doesn't have a bathroom in his house, just poos on the street as 'shit just happens.'
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