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maddav
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Posted: 2005-08-26 16:39
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Put the phone on a wooden plank, grab a cricket bat at smack it as hard as possible.

Or if you can find any, freeze it with liquid Nitrogen and throw it at someone

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Kwiksta
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Posted: 2005-08-26 17:03
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do what i did...what do u guys think i should do with the remains though?

http://www.esato.com/board/vi[....]ic=100981&start=15#post1384733
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ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ
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Posted: 2005-08-28 18:06
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Let a woman use it

*runs*
Phildon008
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Posted: 2005-08-28 18:28
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Don't destroy your phone....
sell it on ebay or send it to me .... lol
max_wedge
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Posted: 2005-08-28 18:30
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(if you are my sister) give it to a friend to put in her handbag to look after, who then puts a bag of ice in her handbag (wtf?), which melts and goes through the whole handbag. Then remove the phone, find it's wet, and try and turn it on

guybrush45
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Posted: 2005-08-28 21:37
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a simple metal-headed hammer does the job!
Phildon008
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Posted: 2005-08-28 22:49
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...ooo
max_wedge
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Posted: 2005-08-29 03:40
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make it into a bomb detonator... but don't use nokia or iraqi network operator! (note what it says on the screen)

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000913034461/





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Edridge
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Posted: 2005-08-29 11:34
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freeze it and go on top of a sky scraper and make it fly!!!!!

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Edridge
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Posted: 2005-08-29 11:37
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BTW nice phone max_wedge... hehehehe looks like a a buch of cows ran over it and some one tried to revive it... hehehe
BONDIE_86
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Posted: 2005-09-06 13:53
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looks like it is a bomb detenator or sumthing similar, lol

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Velvet
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Posted: 2005-09-11 11:48
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Try this one:

Take your friends Go-Karting (the outdoor, twin engined, 70mph ones are best)

Have your phone fall out of your pocket on to the track

Watch it survive everyone driving past it while you go round the circuit, only for the guy in front of you to hit it just before you get there to pick it up. D'Oh!!!

Oh well, I was due an upgrade anyway (this happend about 8 years ago).
Cenfi
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Posted: 2005-09-11 13:09
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make beckham do penalty kick wit da phone
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Mad_Bob
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Posted: 2005-09-11 16:27
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Why not make a cup of Mobile Phone Tea?
Oh my god! a wooden goat!.
kk.226
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Posted: 2005-09-17 00:42
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Quote:

On 2005-08-28 18:06:14, ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
Let a woman use it

*runs*




lool true!!! *also runs*
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