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govigov
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Posted: 2005-02-26 20:34
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edit'd to help save folling

[ This Message was edited by: govigov on 2005-02-26 19:39 ]
folling182
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Posted: 2005-02-26 20:36
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notice i edited that post... ¬¬' [addsig]
mince-inside
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Posted: 2005-02-26 20:38
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Don't play with my emotions bitch, I'm welling up just thinking of my lost love @switchbitch, she had everything, scottish, brains, and into other chicks, oh how her miss her and her brief return as ****
folling182
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Posted: 2005-02-26 20:43
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Much appreciated Govigov!!
I re-read it and it sounded a bit gay...

What ever happend to switchbitch??
How do u know he isnt with use at this very moment.

oh, and do we share the same opinion one the whole condom thing mince??
lol.. [addsig]
Jake Blues
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Posted: 2005-02-26 21:36
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i always use flavoured condoms. nothing to do with taste or anything i just hate the smell of normal ones!!
and i wouldnt waste time using this service i just go to sainsburys. theres this one girl on the till about 18/19 who gets really embarassed, i always go to her!! [addsig]
mince-inside
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Posted: 2005-02-26 22:19
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@nature, so you know when you've got your pace up when you can smell strawberry or mint - give me a break! What next chocolate smelling tyres? Burning rubber smell all the way mate.

Mr M
PS. @folling I didn't think you were doing a Miss Venezuela/lenn24 on me
EastCoastStar
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Posted: 2005-02-26 22:41
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some girls just prefer the taste of flavored condoms over the real thing... hahaha and come girls hate what happens at the end hahahaa. and i have heard you can get stuff from oral too.
Cycovision
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Posted: 2005-02-26 23:07
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It's a cracking idea, but it's a little flawed...

I mean, it's no good for those 'spur of the moment' times is it? Even if they send them by first class post, she's bound to have gone off the boil by the time they turn up. Either that or died of excessive foreplay

Or even worse: 'Sorry luv, I can't get a signal, it's nothing to do with the beer, honest'...

EastCoastStar
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Posted: 2005-02-26 23:18
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thats why u order them ahead of time, and be safe
folling182
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Posted: 2005-02-28 07:37
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Quote:

On 2005-02-26 22:19:59, mince-inside wrote:
@nature, so you know when you've got your pace up when you can smell strawberry or mint - give me a break! What next chocolate smelling tyres? Burning rubber smell all the way mate.

Mr M
PS. @folling I didn't think you were doing a Miss Venezuela/lenn24 on me




What is that about miss venezuela/lenn 24??
I thought he was harasing scotsboy, not u!??! [addsig]
axxxr
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Posted: 2005-03-10 00:00
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Via: ananova

Breaking News : Musical Condoms invented!

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added.


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govigov
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Posted: 2005-03-10 06:22
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man this is muhahaha will somebody try and give review pls
r00na
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Posted: 2005-03-10 09:27
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Hahaha that sounds wicked, pardon the pun!

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