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microwaving my brain |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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50 years ago the governments of this world were convinced that smoking was good for you.
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Just a while ago my soul was confused, amused at what it did not know
Days went by, and amusement cried, I decided to let my soul fly on by itself , pick
happiness up and bring it back to the shelf
-O.A.R.
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daveryley
Joined: Jul 03, 2003
Posts: 20
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and aspestos was the next best thing. |
markowen58
Joined: Jan 30, 2003
Posts: 41
From: Bedford, UK
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More important is the fact that modern man sit on their arses all day, or more to the point their balls rest on their legs, the legs heat your balls, you cook your sperm... the reason your balls are on the outside apart from making great television when hit, is to cool your little soldiers (insert your own euphamism if you like)
slowly microwaving them can't be all that healthy if your phone is in your pocket for the greater part of the day...
I aint paranoid, but if your gonna spend all day on your arse or with your phone in your pocket there may be a small chance you might produce mutants. that said the majority already have...
or am i just gettin old?
End of the day, once i've finished my ramblings, its the same people who tell you what to F***in eat, and those people who listen, they go and buy a supersize meal with a diet coke... cos like, that'll stop you gettin fat...
sheep!
simply,
eat what you want,
drink what you want (in quantity, the birth rate needs one nite stands! as do i...)
cook your balls,
pee into the wind...
cos no one will give a f**k once your gone... |
marceta
Joined: Mar 08, 2004
Posts: 394
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Aquarius isnt being paranoid, i too thought that he was, but now im Australia the optus network gives your 500 free mins when you recharge your pre paid, thus causing for long conversations. I talked to a girl that a freind introduced me to for about 3 hours and i got the same thing. I always have the phone against the left side of my head and after this i got up my left eye was stinging and i could hardly walk straight, i used to think phones were safe too, but now i know that they arent and i need a Bluetooth headset!!!
PS: i really dont care if you guys give me crap, i know what i felt!!! |
Apoc
Joined: Aug 16, 2003
Posts: 33
From: Lisboa, Portugal
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weird |
MaxT2000
Joined: May 17, 2004
Posts: 6
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I would like to suggest that you use your other eye but you
would be better off with an ear.
I was again on the phone for ¾ of an hour and my ear lobe
experienced much pain again but this time I held the phone
about 1inch or 20mm away.
If this paranoia please damping this by telling me the output
power of the P900 before I have myself committed.
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Is it not just like getting a sore arse if you ride a bike for a long time?
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milmino
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
Posts: 454
From: Kenya
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@Marceta its like you got high off some network, isnt it?  |
MaxT2000
Joined: May 17, 2004
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LOL no that be friction and I don’t get that passionate with me phone
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marceta
Joined: Mar 08, 2004
Posts: 394
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@milmino
haha, nah man getting high is much better than talking for hours on a px00. btw i was suprised that the piece of crap battery even lasted that long  lol |
sxt173
Joined: Mar 24, 2003
Posts: 189
From: USA
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Mores,
I don't know where you get your information from, but everone knows armageddon is:
June 25, 2005
get it right!  |
sxt173
Joined: Mar 24, 2003
Posts: 189
From: USA
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marceta,
The stinging in your left eye... was that accompanied by needle-like sensations during bathroom breaks, strange rashes? How well do you really know this girl you were "talking" to for 3 hours? |
marceta
Joined: Mar 08, 2004
Posts: 394
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| The stinging in your left eye... was that accompanied by needle-like sensations during bathroom breaks, strange rashes? How well do you really know this girl you were "talking" to for 3 hours |
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no no, the anatomy and that whole region was sweet. BTW I know her very "well" now! |
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Posted: 2004-07-02 22:22
