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kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-05-09 22:01
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ice cream is best to eat on hot days!!!

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*Jojo*
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Posted: 2004-05-10 08:06
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Some facts here :

1. Our feet are bigger in the afternoon compared to any time of the day or night at that!
2. Fat guys have small d*cks!
3. Women are really difficult to understand specially when they have their periods!
4. Out of the 6 mods here, only 2 (for me) are virtually visible . . . and one of those 2 can be seen roughly anytime of the day/night - unfortunately he's 'off-line' right now!
5. Laffen is a man of 'few-words' - literally and figuratively . . . maybe that's why he has 6 mods under his belt ! Over-all, he's a very generous guy, a man of/with few words !
Barlz
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Posted: 2004-05-13 18:40
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Interesting but starange laws:

Los Angeles: you cannot possess a hippo
Arizona: Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bath tubs
Alabama: Its illegagal to wear a false moustache that causes laughter in church
Italy: women named Mary may not work as prostitutes
Delaware: Its an offence to pawn a wooden leg
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Barlz
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Posted: 2004-05-13 21:32
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More alabama laws:
1. you must not carry ice cream in your back pocket at any time
2.you may not flick snot into the wind
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Krubach
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Posted: 2004-05-13 21:39
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Fact: This is an useless thread... [addsig]
kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-05-13 22:43
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39°04'51''N / -9°15'14''W (Portugal)


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wapchimp
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Posted: 2004-05-14 11:53
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it is stil law in britain for man to walk in front of a car waving a flag. This was never changed!
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Krubach
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Posted: 2004-05-14 11:57
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Quote:

On 2004-05-13 22:43:00, KiMcHeEbOi wrote:
39°04'51''N / -9°15'14''W (Portugal)


Now i can hunt krubach down anytime i feel like it




Could be a toxic waste dump!
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masseur
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Posted: 2004-05-14 11:58
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In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'.

On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon. This comes after a 13 year old boy was killed when he was stabbed with a comb.

In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for a moose to walk on the side walk. This dates back to the early days if the town when the owner of the bar had a pet moose that he used to get drunk. The moose would then stumble around the town drunk. The only way the law makers could prevent this from happining was to create the law so the moose could not cross the sidewalk and get into the bar.

In Quebec, Canada, an old law states that margarine must be a different colour from butter. This law is the result of Quebec dairy lobbyists' pressure to ''protect'' their dairy business. They claimed margarine was beginning to resemble butter, as to be mistaken for real butter. Make margarine unattractive, and consumers would stick to butter. The Quebec government caved in, and tried to impose a dark vermilion-coloured margarine, which was disgusting. The colour, finally, at the other extreme, is a pallid almost-white-colourless margarine.

According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.

Salt Lake City, Utah, has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.
mores
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Posted: 2004-05-14 13:51
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fact: lawn darts are illegal in Canada.


another fact: you can't expect to reach the top without a little trying.


on the illuminati note: the book is called "angels and demons" by dan brown, the german translation was called "illuminati" i guess "engel und dämonen" didn't sound right. good read, along with the other books by dan brown.
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Payalnik
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Posted: 2004-05-14 13:52
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There are no bears in Moscow
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althlus
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Posted: 2004-05-14 14:01
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Old law from Victorian times still in effect today


Taxi drivers in the UK can relieve themselves in public on the rear wheel of their cab without breaking the law, but they also must carry a bale of hay in the boot of the Taxi...
mores
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Posted: 2004-05-14 14:06
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In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God"— protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000.

"acts of god" ??? that is just hilarious!
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althlus
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Posted: 2004-05-14 14:09
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Mel Blanc (the voice of bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Krubach
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Posted: 2004-05-14 14:14
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Fact:
Anyone who's reading this, is because he/she has nothing usefull to do...

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