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hurny
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On 2003-11-26 17:57:23, welsh uk wrote:
Do you think this might affect my memory in any way as i have a steel plate in my head |
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No, but it would be an advantage- you wouldnt have to hold the phone to your ear!  |
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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The car is out of the ditch and I didn't need to give away my secret identity. By day scotsboy is a mild mannered joe, using a Motorola. No one suspects that tucked away in his briefcase lies the hidden power of the P900!
One swivel in a revolving door and the Motorola is banished and out comes the P900 (I also make a small curl in my hair) and its time to protect the innocent, defend the weak, uphold justice and prvent the American Way.
All Hail Plucky 900, greatest superhero of them all.
P.S. I am looking for some other superheroes to join me in my quest to rid the world of crap phones and their evil leader, Lord Nokia of the North.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
KSE
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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I am afraid that you would have to spend many hours training your magentic friend... think teaching your computer to work with voice recognition, or those tamagotchi things that were popular a few years ago...
The levitation lookalike hands free option would be something worth working towards though, for those with metal plates in their head, although the phone would face the wrong way around, theres always the loudspeaker... SE thought of anything... I wouldn't mind betting they planned this all along...
Has anyone tried it with their P800's... second thoughts I wouldn;t bother... its Fisher Price finish may induce concerns from relatives that you should be sectioned for returning to your second childhood...
EDIT>>> Hurny... don't be silly, you cannot turn metal into video clips... I thought you would be sensible enough the realise that... how daft a question is that amongst such educated and seemingly intelligent folk... and when we are discussing such an important and real topic too! heheheh
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Ru
Joined: Sep 01, 2003
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scotsboy - your wait is over.
For I have just ordered yet another 512Mb duo-stick-pro-pink card, and henceforth I shall be known as memory-ru.
By day a soft bean-kanga, but when trouble strikes my super expanded memory will come to the rescue!
With 2 x 512 cards, I am sure I shall be able to list and store a stapler!
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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P800 doesn't have the capabilities anymore, its washed up its gone, its out of here, its kaput, finished, dusted, a done deal, dead, having a sleep, gone south for the winter, etc
You think I'm out of order by saying that? I'm out of order! This whole court is out of order! You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
In conclusion the chief export of the Panamanian Republic is bananas.
What does the above have to do with my new found magnetic powers? Absoluetly nothing. What it shows is that I am completely and totally insane and relaly need locked up immediately. 
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
Ru
Joined: Sep 01, 2003
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Oh. 
My P800 is no good now?
Damn.
I'll get my coat...
ps has anyone got the magnetic lift software to work via BT or IR?
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KSE
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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Ru...
Best hang up yer leotard and start wearing your draws under yer trouser...
Those cards won't bloody work, you will have to return them... and you know why ! though I don't think SE do for some reason... maybe they need reminding again?
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
- Gore Vidal (Although I didn't write it, from my perspective, I couldn't agree with it more!) |
scotsboyuk
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@Ru
No welcome aboard my leotard wearing, crime fighting friend. Hmmm, I'm afraid I have taken the sexy moulded hard rubber outfit that will look cool instead of really gay, so all we have left is a pair of skimpy pink knickers and a sleeping mask that we can cut eye holes in.
Any suggestions what we can call our P8/900 force yet? I toyed with the idea of the Slightly Camp But Definitely Hetrosexual Crime Fighting Duo That Lives With Each Other And Raises Eyebrows In Polite Society or SCBDHCFDTLWEOAREIPS for short, but then realised Batman and Robin had that one covered.
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Ru
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My picture is below - I'm about 12" tall; will the outfit fit me?
Maybe someone could photo-shop it on so we can check.
I'd hate it if the knickers and sleeping mask didn't fit properly, cos that would just look stupid.
ps I know I only have a P800, but I've now got four 512mb cards on order. Does this count in the P900 club???
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KSE
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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LMAO at how quickly this seemingly pointless topic has rocketed in popularity this afternoon!...its now on fire... I wonder if the magnet can help with that one!
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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HMMMM..... A magnetic P900, ...... spose it has a certain attraction.
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Ru
Joined: Sep 01, 2003
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@scotsboy
"Slightly Camp But Definitely Hetrosexual Crime Fighting Duo"
Is that from SE?
Do they do a 1Mb version, and will it work in my P800?
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scotsboyuk
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Your the Memory Man my friend and we need your abilities. Nokia knows no boundaries when inflicting pain and sufferring. Just this afternoon I saw a small child having a Nokia thrust into his hand. He was squealing and crying as his Nokia induced mother wedged the 'phone' into the poor mite's little paw.
I of course ran for the nearest phone box, but of course BT has cut back on phone boxes since mobiles became so popular, bloody mobiles, I ask you!
Ducking into a nearby hedge I quickly changed into my crime fighting costume and readied my P900 for action. The insane harpie of a woman was trying to get the child to listen to that damned generic Nokia ringtone. The child wa sin obvious distress.
Making an extremely loud and embarassing shout in the middle of the street whilst thrusting my hands squarely on my hips and doing my best to refrain from doing the Timewarp, I knew what I must do.
Grabbing my P900 from its holster on my insanely coloured belt emblazoned with the SE logo, I dialled the number of social services.
Quick as a flash social services were round (just ask anyone in Britain about our wonderful social service, envy of the world). The woman didn't know what had hit her. She claimed that it was the child's phone, a likely story, as if a small child of 17 would need or use a phone, how could she put the blame on that sweet innocent little lamb?
The callous cow got what she deserved, pleading her innocence I told the head social worker, a burly eastern european immigrant man dressed in women's clothes (hmmm maybe it was a woman, no the stubble was too thick) to take that bitch away and throw away the key.
Have no fear my friends, the child was taken into protective care until he is 45, until then he will be given all the love, attention, mind altering drugs and hidden physical abuse that a hundred year old dilapitated institution run by a group of sociopathic nuns can give him.
All Hail Plucky900!
Tune in same time, same thread, next week for Plucky900's latest adventure ... Plucky900 and the Carphone Warehouse of Terror!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
welsh uk
Joined: Aug 31, 2003
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Hail to your new king
THE DEMAGNITISER
I shall use my Aluminium Suit to thwart your good deeds
DEATH to the magnet and all its subjects |
scotsboyuk
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HA! I laugh at your feeble powers man from the valleys. The power of the Magnet is all encompassing. Your pathetic attempts to thwart our good work will come to naught.
Besides you haven't even got skimpy knickers on.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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