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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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ha @shithappens such a fool 
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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yeah! 
speak 4 u'rself bro! 
i like the ninja site best as well!
(come on!!! it's freaking NINJAS! )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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i'm no ninja, but maybe a shaolin monk....
rebirth. |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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gimme ninjas anyday.......
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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shaolin? ninja? well..... lemme show you my kung foo!
*doing the drunken master moves* |
pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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Oh, what the hell, i'm done with puberty too !
I want to meet a "Geeza ninja bird" for friendship, walks in the country & maybe a long term relationship.
Heeeeeiiiiiiiiy YA!! 
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francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models and saw one that I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$120,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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er....the .....guy who was driving the bus......cos i've seen that one before
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francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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really????
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pachy
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I didn't mean to upset anyone, honest.
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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what does that hv to do with flipping out and ninjas?
I think I will go to school as a ninja
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
Diggs09
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: 434
From: Australia
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Just make sure you flip out and chop peoples heads off, and dont forget to wail on your guitar and then pork hot babes |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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hehehe
I got 3000 hot chix in my school
dun worry man 
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Diggs09
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Australia
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Well I wish I was at school!
Although my new secretary is pretty sey 
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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scandal.. lol
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Posted: 2003-04-01 09:03
