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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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HaHa! Quality
A man was rushed to hospital earlier today after he, fearing that the water in his central heating tank would evaporate, climbed a ladder into the loft and accidentally scalped himself with an orbital sander.
facetious, transfer, inept
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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A very angry customer of BSHC bank branded its staff inept after she discovered that the bank, after she had requested her capital be changed to a stable currency, had made the facetious decision to transfer all of her funds into the currency of Magic Beans.
Eggplant, rodeo, vapourise.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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The rodeo rider slowly realized that he had put too many chillies in last night's eggplant curry after he broke wind during a competition causing his horse to vaporise.
timid, scent, vascular
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Trev1982
Joined: Mar 07, 2007
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From: 192.168.0.6
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A very timid man had vascular disease and it has taken years to find the perfect women with the right sexual scent to destroy the disease.
technophobia - apples - Mickey Mouse.
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Cycovision
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Gary puts his technophobia down to a disturbing childhood incident whereby he was bombarded with rotten apples by a malfunctioning robotic Mickey Mouse at the Disneyland resort in Florida.
Stable, retorted, absolute
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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The stable boy recoiled in absolute horror when after chastising the horse for not holding still, the horse retorted by giving him a horse shoe in the side of the face.
Mincing, canoe, revolution.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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Not one for mincing his words, the man accused of committing fraud after paddling a canoe out to sea said defiantly: "If I am found guilty, this country will be heading towards a revolution over the verdict."
incontinent, plasma, table
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Adz21
Joined: May 05, 2005
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Little jonny had ADHD so his plasma levels of norepinephrine and epinephrine were slightly elevated although he was not incontinent he did like to pee on the table on a day to day basis.
paraphernalia,somersault,exemplification
you suffer to know, try even harder to see
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Cycovision
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The acrobat's English oral exam went from bad to worse when he tried to argue that his stage paraphernalia was an exemplification of professional tools and then performed an ill-timed somersault which resulted in him landing on the examiner's head.
extrusion, ballast, potential
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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potential extrusion of ballast. 
finger. burnout. shower.
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Cycovision
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How can you potentially extrude ballast? 
Muhummad-Oli was unable to wash his finger after the heating element in his shower unit suffered a burnout.
pool, arrow, forgetting
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crowing
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: 475
From: La Sexocristo
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he kept forgetting to take the arrow out of his buttcheek, hence the pool of blood.
suffice, ridicule, beget
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Cycovision
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Suffice to say, Cyco suffered years of ridicule from his parents for failing to beget them a grandchild due to chronic Brewer's Droop...
sensor, flower, slate
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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While attempting to photograph a rare flower in North Wales, a wasp few out of the lily right at the sensor, startling the photographer causing him to slip into a slate quarry and break his flower-loving neck.
Exonerate, popcorn and heightened.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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Civil liberties groups are launching a new campaign to Exonerate goldenface of the crime of public nudity after he admitted consuming hallucinogenic popcorn which heightened his sense of personal freedom.
relish, anal, forlorn
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