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animals at war - whos the strongest - who will win? |
Cycovision
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No, no NO!!! If you tied a pigeon to a nuclear bomb it would never be able to take off!
An albatros with a rocket up it's arse, now that's a different matter altogether...
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leeboy13
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also one problem with teh nuke and pigeon... surely hed die too making the contest a draw......  |
SCORPIONKING1982
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Im going to throw into the ring my ninja dolphin who has left his homeland to train at a prestigious naval college and is now captain of a frickin nuclear sub. so not only is he a ninja, and a dolphin, he has a whole submarine as a weapon! is this allowed? i dont know, i only know itd kick ass!
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Cycovision
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That's absolutely correct. Nuclear weapons have always been considered retro-active to the ultimate goals of a successful military campaign, rather they are confined to the psychological aspect of warfare as 'the ultimate deterent.'
I don't actually know what that means, but I think it means that you can't tie the string tight enough to prevent the pigeon from escaping and leaving the nuclear bomb behind so that you end up blowing yourself up.
@Scorpion
Yes, dolphins trained in the martial arts with access to submarines are perfectly legal, but please do be carefull because the coastline of rural Kent is rather treacherous in places. I once cut my big toe on a broken seven-up bottle on Leysdown BEach.
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leeboy13
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ummmmmmm were bordering on cyborgs here  lol
i dont dont, how do the other contenstants feel? are we gonna allow terminator style animals... i think we may be going a bit unrealistic if we do 
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leeboy13
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ITS ON NOW - CONTENDERS READY?
anyone guess im bored? - but loving this
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methylated_spirit
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Jesus! Good work, fella!
I have a toad who was trained by Mr Miyagi after he was bullied by bigger toads at school. He needs no other weaponry. I would not hesitate to pit my toad against Chuck Norris. He's that hard.
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Cycovision
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Wow, I'm impressed
Just one question, why does my squirrel look like Stephen from Bo Selecta's Bedtime with the Bear? I'm not complaining, but if the other contenders start calling him a nob jockey, it might put them at an unfair advantage
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zyexx
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Now...the fatal flaw in all your plans has to do with the fact that my mutant chihuahua has an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) device installed in his belly. He can detonate this pulse at will, destroying any electronic circuit within 100 miles, rendering your technology useless.
Once your weapons have been destroyed, he is free to run around and pee on all of his enemies...by the way, his pee is concentrated sulphuric ACID!!!! |
SCORPIONKING1982
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awesome pic leeboy 
one question, how is my ninja dolphin going to get his sub in the ring?
edit: if i cant have my sub i will arm my aquatic killing machine with his trusty ninja sword and let him flip out on yo ass's.
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leeboy13
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lmao! i got the grey squirral wrong, i thought you said brown - oppsy
ALso forgot the mongoose (mofo! )
Right peeps, we got teh weekend to put our fantisys/dreams into reality.. im grabing the first pigeon i see and pimping that mofo up!
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methylated_spirit
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I ruined a couple of squirrels and the goldfish i won at the fair wasnt large enough to equip with a torpedo launcher, so i'm going to try it with a salmon tonight
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leeboy13
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im having differcultly getting hold of a etc gun... anyone got any ideas? ive tried ebay but no luck... ive also emailed a number of teh worlds most wanted men but im getting 'out of office' replies
as for a pigeon, ive caught two so far and both look as if they got what it takes...
all teh best with your salmon meths  (i'm feeding my pigeon fish this week then - get the taste buds going)
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methylated_spirit
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Cheers Lee, i'm feeding my salmon some mushed-up pigeon brains, and making it watch videos of Nazis and nuclear explosions, so it should be in a good mood. Should be quite a good contest!
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leeboy13
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love it! thats some good tactics you are using there, be very interested in seeing how your mongoose turns out... you never know Mi5 may be interested in using your methods |
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