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Krubach
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Jesus wouldn't need a phone.
Being the son of God, he has the gift of omnipresence.
Instead of calling he would meet the person wherever he was.
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max_wedge
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hehe, yes sorry for going a bit off topic myself. thanks for the nice comments.
I reckon Jesus WOULDN'T have a Razor. Or one of them jewel encrusted jobbies.
I could see him with an S700 as his personal phone, and P990 as his "business" phone.
Krubach, you are quite correct of course, from a strickly philosophical point of view, but it's still fun to wonder "what if..." 
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@axxxr - First it was George W. Bush, now it's Jesus Christ  Just who would you be THINKING of next  . .. . LUCIFER  Well, to get along . . . maybe we should ask . . . Mary Magdalene what handset Jesus really used . . .
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max_wedge
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methylated_spirit
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On 2005-12-29 14:52:50, Krubach wrote:
Jesus wouldn't need a phone.
Being the son of God, he has the gift of omnipresence.
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Hmm, didnt Jesus take on the form of a human? We're talking about when he was on earth, he wasnt omnipresent then! Sorry for being so pedantic 
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@meths - I quite agree with Krubach back there . . . Let us not forget that HE performed so MANY miracles while here . . . that would just be a 'piece-of-cake' for him to use HIS his extra-terrestial powers to call everything/one he wants without using any gadget for that matter, say thru - ESP (SMS/MMS/Video sending will apply too) etc. Also, there are rumors that the planet Earth is ONLY half the AGE of what the other STAR's is . . . say, if the Earth is estimated to be 2 Billion years in age, there are planets out there who has been in existence for more than 4 Billion years (meaning, technology is FAR more advance than what we have here)! I BELIEVE that Jesus is a SUPREME human being, nothing more . . .
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eyedol_52
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Thinking... a s700 for personal use ?? I dont think so..
Maybe something like the w800i so he can hear
some music while he is traveling.. You know..
A 2.0 Megapixel camera so he can have some
fun taking pictures with all the people that
he knows... Easy way to tranfer files to a "computer"
or something that has a usb port in those times
to send the pictures to his father.
But.. For work.. here is the deal..
He travels a lot. He look for people a lot..
He need a PDA Phone. with a GPS
so he dont get lost. With memory extention like
1 gig Sduo pro memory to save all the prayers
and appointments... Email, Perfect to read
all the emails that people sent to him..
You know a good program, easy to use like pocket outlook...
So, that would be a ipaq hw6515
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Thats what i think...
And.. A extra big battery for long trips..
Or maybe 2.
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methylated_spirit
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Maybe something with video conferencing capability for when his apostles are spread throughout the earth preaching?
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coolapostle
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The kind of phone Lord Jesus used? I don't see Him having any "high-end" phone because the Pharisees would have been showing-off their smart-phones (as a sgn of their sprituality)
I think He would have something close to what the average Joe uses... remember His Capenter background.
But come to think of it... Lord Jesus would have been swamped with 911 calls, so I doubt if He would have bothered about having a phone.
Or He would have MORE THAN ONE phone like many public officers in my country (Nigeria). If He doesnt do that, He won't have time to preach or teach.
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Tina.x5
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Lmao what a thought. Hmmm dnt tink Jesus wud need/want a fone, possibly the Angel Gabriel on a lanyard wud do the trick? :-D
thats terrible now i tink bout it lol.
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eyedol_52
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@coolapostle
Thinking about what you said...
The number of Jesus Cell phone isnt 911
Maybe he would has 2 phones, one for work
and another for private use.
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max_wedge
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exactly which is why I reckon a useful phone without being high end for personal use (aka S700), and a P990 for his "work". A P990 is not ostentatious, it is practical and useful without being "out there".
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Davo_169
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a pink moto V3
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isherdholi
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I think Jesus would have had a plain, simple, Nokia 1100. It also has a flashlight so that he can guide his followers through darkness to the light of good. |
Bjerkebanen
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I recon Jesus woud use a banana as a phone! And he woud sing into the banana Yes we have no banana! Yes! We have nooo bananas today! |
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