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Bammers
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Hey, think of it as a public service. And they do try harder!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Heading back on the train, was in sunny Dunoon there visiting my friend, had a good time. My friends a hairdresser so i got her to give me a free haircut too. Result!
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Hello, Scroto!
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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turned my buetooth on out of curiosity, found someone called Dill Doe
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Bammers
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Used to know a girl called Claire Doe, we used to call her Dill |
Superluminova
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From: ...Mummies Tummy!
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On 2005-02-25 17:15:42, mince-inside wrote:
Guess you'll be taking a bag in and wear a big coat on that day?
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Yeah i plan on doing that on my last day, lol 
and i can truthfully say i've been lucky enough not to pull a fat chick! ever!
and thanks for the phone name mate thats gonna be my new one for a while
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Finally got it! Still want it! Gotta have it!
Hey Mr Voda, Any chance of a unbranded v800, sometime soon? please?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@Meths! 20 Norwegian Beavers are being release into Scotland this week (assume to breed with the local population to make a blonder ‘strawberry blonde’)
How about a ‘wee’ competition? First one to ‘bag’ 11 of the babes wins?
Mr M
PS. No PM’ing Tranq for chat up lines
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Jammin' im in! Cant beat a Norwegian ginger beaver!
My bluetooth name is Sir Clarence Merriwether the Third, but it still appears as Craigs p900 every now and then, for some reason.
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Bammers
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never had a ginger minger! Heard they smell different? |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Dont know if tgey smell any different, but heres a tip: When heading south, the point of no return is the belly button. If you can smell it from there, you can turn back. If you go beyond, and it stinks, sorry buddy, you're in trouble, you cant turn back once you're past the belly button!
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Bammers
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Thanks for the advice, but I would think if it smells that bad I wouldnt get to the stage where I would be heading past the belly button and certainly wldnt go near it with yrs let alone mine LOL!! |
Superluminova
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From: ...Mummies Tummy!
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All ginger woman are a pain in the arse! don't go near them! they have issues, moan, moan, moan, moan!
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Wait a minute, who said she was fat and ginger???
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mince-inside
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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OK Mr Picky ginger and fat! 
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scotsboyuk
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On 2005-02-23 08:29:00, methylated_spirit wrote:
Well, scotty? Tell us about your Caribbean safari trip to Antwerp!
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My trip to South Africa has been top notch! I shall be posting a full account of the trip, including pictures (perhaps even one of my good self) when I get back to Blighty. Huzzah!
I'm sitting in the BA lounge at Joburg airport at the moment; my flight is leaving in approximately half an hour. I'll post again when I arrive in London.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Cool, shoot anything endangered? I ate Wildebeast sausage once, its quite "gamey" but its nice. And something called billtong, it was nice.
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