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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@tranquil
the opposite of laffen--he's very tranquil, just stares at his cell phone and his computer all day. Once he went to jail, had to bunk up with a guy named Bubba, and despite being tranquil once could have sworn that there was a small smile on tranquil's face.
Also friends with SIR-Sonyericsson-man, but as hes grown too old for clubbing and he has kids, he just likes to get drunk and dance the jig while that techno is poundin'. however, you can't tell from the look on his face, as its so tranquil.
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kimcheeboi
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@absinthebri-
Self-sworn virgin, still attempting to reach that state of emptiness they compare to a thousand orgasms (nirvana). Works at an emergency call dispactching center, but because his job is so boring hes taking to meditating in the center. Doesn't matter if he reaches nirvana while he's taking a call, the police will come 1 hour late anyway.
Also know to sing Bryan Adams and barry white to his bonzai tree -- he keeps it alie by feeding it a mixture of protein, water, and haploid cells twice a day.
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kimcheeboi
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@kimcheeboi-
His presence is unmistakable: the smell of kimchee and garbage floats all around him. Grossly overweight--he redefines the phallic meaning of 'sausage.' Apt to die of a heart attack at 21, but all the alcohol he drinks will thin his blood, lengthening his life span for 6 more months.
Very spontaneous; he once ordered a 459 dollar solid silver vibrator from ebay, just for the heck of it. related to the vibrator issue: recognizes Crisco as the universal lubricant.
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
Posts: 331
From: Los Angeles, CA
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 justice is served... |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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did i mention that @RichLok drives an Astro?
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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Astro?? no no no ... an 87 Buick Regal with fake Grand National Badges... |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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and one of those CHP stickers on the back... and he wonders why he gets pulled over by so many LAPD cops.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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anyone else want one? 
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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Don't forget the old english letters across the back of my rear window spelling out my last name.
Kimchee drives a small 92 civic with a whole bunch of pokemon, hello kitty and other dolls hanging from the headboard. |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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no richlok i drive a '75 Mustang, complete with a smog test failure, and i hand a pair of fuzzy dice from the rearview mirror
edit: my belt buckle also has my last initial on it
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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I think you drive a home made Hyundai!! 1988 Excel!! |
50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
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From: ...whatever psycho!!!
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more like a pink bicycle. With the basket at the front packed with alcohol
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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im thinking about getting a tiburon, then outfitting it with one of those completely useless rice-rocket kits!
Meanwhile i'll drive my lowered camry around and hope the carbon-fiber hood will match the new door panels
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@masseur-
Master of google, but the women goggle at his hands because there so... muscular. He flies so often because hes trying to get away from all those women chasing him. Expert at massage and the search because hes so damned good with those fingers--he could be a neurosurgeon, pianist, and i'll leave out the naughty bits.
Has an obsession with maintaining esato to be the best mobile phone forum out there, but he secretly longs to play in the garbage (kind of like rolling in the hay, but dirtier and kinkier). Is laffen's right-hand man, always is there to give laffen a massage when laffen forgets to take his pills. Favorite massage technique: the one without a towel.
oh im playing with explosives now!
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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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HAHA Sounds perfect to me 
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