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(the garbage king now gives you:) The ressurection of Sanjeev's bump thread... NO BuMpInG allowed!! |
shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
good on ya......go tan yr ass too gettin sand in between the crack is really not comfy!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
and people say sex on the beach is.. romantic... i laugh at that...
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
dem folks so darn misinformed......it ain't pleasant lemme tell ya.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
you'll be sh*ttin' out sand
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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It CAN be..... when on a beach towel or something. Not on the sand.
And wash up in the ocean afterwards
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
beach towel too small sweetie...i usually need lotsa room.....growl!!!
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
i need the whole pacific ocean! not funny
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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I have a REALLY big (double size, meant for 2) beach towel. wanna come try it out 1 day?
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
who wouldn't?! oh wait, bender..
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
bender who ?????
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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he can try out the bed instead
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
the bed is soooo "normal"...
the beach brings me good memories, though...
i once got raped on a beach by a sixteen year old girl, at night...
those were the days... no condom... no pill...
"OHMYGOD, SHE'S SIXTEEN!!!!! I'LL GO TO PRISON IF SHE GETS PREGNANT...", was the thought of the day...
i had to hold back with everything i had...
OUCH, later...
i've had a nice life so far...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
so far.. heh.. that was my sister! pink hippos
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
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On 2003-04-17 20:17, cyanx7 wrote:
the beach brings me good memories, though...
i once got raped on a beach by a sixteen year old girl, at night...
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yeah right!!!! rape u at knifepoint did she or threatened u with fatal bodily harm eh
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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