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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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"I feel the /// is strong in this one"
Hello, Scroto!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@Lynx69-
Loves girls: asian girls, hispanic girls, white girls, arab girls, african girls, girls from almost-extinct aboriginal tribes... He's like a cat on the prowl when hes hunting for girls (hence the name "Lynx")--every time a girls talks to him all he can manage is a "meow!"
Also dreadfully fearful of dogs, always remembers the time he tried to give a dog a bone. No longer a bone guy after that, he sticks to peanut butter and kibbles & bits.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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damnit i cant tink of who i should do!
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soichiro
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Posts: 258
From: Cucumberland
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me, me! 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@soichiro- has recently invested in a haircut a la howard stern, and every time he shakes it the ladies come running. Always puzzled as to why they're wearing snow gear.
Favorite food is hot dogs, he relishes the salty taste. Also likes other condiments between the buns.
Favorite hobby of his is dressing up in a chicken suit, running out onto the street, spanking himself, and saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road? Baaaakkkk baaaak awwww what the fu*k do you care?!" Heavy scent of vodka, vomit, and blood linger around the chicken suit.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@vlammetje-
Has had a 'lazy eye' condition since childbirth. Eye always does this  kind of thing, especially when she reads some posts on Esato. Also does it when stuff gets in her eyes; (see that green stuff)?
works at a golf club cleaning clubs, doorknobs, balls, shafts, etc. The hardest part of her job though is when she's at the counter, and all these stupid morons come and ask these STUPID STUPID questions! Likes the other part of her job though, and the boss likes how shes performs, so she's not planning to quit.
Also has a thing for tall Catholic priests -- its too bad they're into boys.
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50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
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From: ...whatever psycho!!!
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 spot on! 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@50cent (twista)-
Used to play twista by himself quite a whiles ago, now has taken into being a regular at the 50 cent kissing booth at the county fair. Pretends he likes rap, but he realy enjoys good pop music--nothing can beat 'nsync! Dances to it all the time, with a companion from realdolls.com (see the M&M advice thread).
Also likes electronics, tries to make vibrating objects. Nickname is 'the human vibrator' at school, its cause of his previousl mentioned hobby and his tendency to lapse into epileptic seizure when he sees a girl.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@scotsboyuk-
Cares for nothing more than a sausage sandwich at Mrs. Miggins'. has a 1970-something nova, but the suspensions are shit after all that bouncing up and down action in the parking lot (where else but at mrs miggins').
Likes reading about Socrates and Alcibaides (at Mrs. Miggins) and fantasizes about having such a close teacher-student relationship. Having watches Ed powers' Teacher's Pet vols. I, II, and III (at Mrs. miggins) have only made this longing worse, like a bee sting in the arse.
Eats breakfast at Mrs Miggins, she always gives him some pontificate with his waffle.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@RichLok-
Loves drinking sol cerveza and coronas with lime, then yells at his kids to pick up the dog mierda off the ground. Ay, pendejo! Pinche perro! Of course, with all the child support, he might as well heave a bottle or two of beer at them at tell them to "quiete!"
Picks on little kids on the subway -- if they look at him he starts screaming about "pinche puto why you lookin at me, holmes? You got a problemo?" But then when a bigger guy comes he turns into a superhero; the invisible man (just plain disappears!). Also not quite satisfied with his love life, as he only has 14 kids. His brother has 23 and he came from a family of 19; he's just not an underachiever.
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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From: Los Angeles, CA
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NEXT!!!!!!!! |
50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
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From: ...whatever psycho!!!
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dat was a good one!
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RichLok
Joined: Jun 06, 2002
Posts: 331
From: Los Angeles, CA
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pinshee Kimchee...
I'm at work. Don't make me laugh so hard again!!! |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@methylated spirit-
no longer has blood in his veins, its all meths. Hence the irregular behavior and odd fetishes (frankie howard, anyone?). Still likes to part-ay, really loves to go clubbing at the swinger's clubs. Has had a very hard time findig a girlfriend cause he's looking for a girl who's like a guy in the inside--but she-males are soooo hard to find.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@laffen-
In a perpetual state of laughter (the evil kind) cause he rules over his online kindgom. Has had multiple power trip/attacks when he forgets to take his pills, but masseur is there to soothe him all the time. Also becomes very focused upon some issues--once he waited 3 hours for kimcheeboi to post the lyrics "I'm a gigolo, making lots of dough" in the guess what song this is thread.
playing with fire here!
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