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evoke
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Yeah digital tv is cool but i've got all the channels and STILL cant find anything good to watch most of the time?! They repeat the movies so many times! Ed
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chrisgray999
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Ed, lol when i get bb, ill watch web tv!
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mhorton
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Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal ??
It saves time.
Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet ??
So they know which end to wipe.
Why do Arsenal men like smart women ??
Opposites attract.
What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi ??
A burglar.
What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job ??
"can I have a Big Mac!"
What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit ??
The accused.
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in an Arsenal strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarassment.
Did you hear the one about the kid who asked for a cowboy outfit for Christmas ??
His Dad got him an Arsenal kit.
What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain ??
Gifted.
How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die ??
Alone.
How do you make an Arsenal fan's eyes light up ??
Shine a torch in his ears.
Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work ??
Because it takes too long to retrain them.
What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear ??
A wind tunnel.
Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory ??
He kept throwing out the W's.
What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ??
A Space Invader.
A is for Arse, a team that's truly awful
B is for Boring, boring boring Arsen*l
C is for Corruption, bung and all
D is for Donkey, who can't kick a ball
E is for Endsleigh, that's where they belong
F is for Fine, they'll be paying another before long
G is for Graham, the most successful chief
H is for Ha Ha Ha, he was really a thief
I is for Incidents, in a past they can't bury
J is for Jensen, who didn't score too many
K is for Kill, that's what they do to the game
L is for Laugh, when they bring it into shame
M is for Merson, who sniffed up a line
N is for Nayim, from the half way line
O is for Offside, their favourite tactic
P is for Paris, and we were ecstatique
Q is for Quick, get past the back four
R is for Rubbish, 'cos they're really that poor
S is for Sunday, in April '91
T is for Tottenham, who beat the scum 3-1
U is for Ugly, so much of it, it should really be in a bank
W is for Wank, Ian Wank, Wank, Wank
Y is for Why, are they such a big bore
Z is for Zero, 'cos that's all that they score
Q. How long has Tony Adams played for Arsen*l?
A. Donkeys years.
Q. How many Arsen*l players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.
Heard the one about David Seaman? He never keeps a clean sheet.
When Gazza scored at Wembley, Seaman was all over the place.
Q. What's the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsen*l team?
A. One takes dope and the rest are dopes.
Q. What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?
A. Their both red and white and full of coke.
Q. Why is the pitch at Highb*ry so green?
A. Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.
Q. Where do Arsen*l players / fans go to die?
A. (Answer needed, apply within)
Q. Where do Arsen*l players / fans go on holiday?
A. (Answer needed, apply within)
666 - The number of the beast. 6 - The number of the donkey.
Q. How come Arsen*l fans don't fall asleep during a match?
A. The smell of their ground keeps them awake.
Q. What's the highest selling item in the Arsen*l souvenir shop?
A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).
Q. What's the second highest selling item in the Arsen*l souvenir shop?
A. Horlicks.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
George.
George who?
You're on the jury!
Q. What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsen*l player, surname George?
A. One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.
Q. What is the difference between Jon Pertwee and Ray Parlour?
A. Ray Parlour still looks like Worzel Gummidge.
Q. At Highb*ry, what is the difference between the words 'disciplinary' and 'football'?
A. 'Disciplinary' is the only one associated with the word 'action'
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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
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Bloody hell mark!!
Anybody else notice how brownj's avatar is animated??? Why aren't they all like that??
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mhorton
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What!!
No I didn't notice that. Not on this forum though?
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viper_2090
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Yeah, his lil' lights and keypad flash... go 2 one of his posts
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Eciton
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yeah, the animation is just another stage in posting level... first it's ghosted, then solid, then flashing. 
enough footie jokes already  . they were funny though 
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chrisgray999
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Yes, cheers mark, not a fan i see! Night all! Chris www.plusmedia.tk
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Eciton
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Night mate!
I'm gonna hit the sack too. Sleep deprivation is impacting my health
See ya tomorrow guys
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viper_2090
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Nite
Brownj has only 405 posts tho, ed has over 500 and he's not flashing...
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mhorton
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Morning everyone.
Just got into work!!,
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chrisgray999
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Morning all. I think its only the t68s keypad that flashes cos mine doesnt either. Chris
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chrisgray999
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Ed, cheers for changing my forum! :-) chris
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evoke
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Morning all, regarding animation it is only on the T68m's. Mine used to flarh before i got a T68i. Ed
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mhorton
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Yeah mine did as well. I have never really noticed it untill now though
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