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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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but nuthing man!!! 
it's still alive and kickin........ thanx to you folks that is 
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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It's our pleasure
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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Guy comes into my dad's shop, (its a barbers). Sits down in the chair to have his hair cut, barber asks him what he wanted done.
Guy says just to trim it, the barber puts a gown around him.
Barber starts working away. About half way through notices that under the gown there is a lot of movement near the guy's crotch. He's thinking to himself "Christ Almighty! This guy is giving himself one in the chair!"
Tries to get through the haircut as fast as he can, the movement is getting faster.
Eventually the barber stops the haircut and puts his clippers down. He swivels the guy round and starts tellin him off, "Look you, this is a family place, there's children over there for crying out loud!"
The guy answers back, "What are you on about, your a bloody nutcase, get on with the haircut."
The barber says, "That's it, I'm pulling this gown off and I'm calling the police, your a fecking pervert, you should be locked up!"
He wips the gown off the man, with the whole shop watching by now, to see the man holding a pair of glasses in one hand and a handkerchief in the other giving them a good clean!
True story, the guy got his haircut for free and stormed off.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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talk bout shootin one's mouth off early
this is a nice one.....perhaps u might wanna replicate it in the Post Your Funny Jokes Here thread for the rest to enjoy......cheers mate
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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ooooh that's hilarious!
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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lol
rebirth. |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Joined: May 30, 2002
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From: Norway
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Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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this thread has expired
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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*comsuming thread after expiry date* 
If I fall ill.... I hold you lot responsible 
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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best consumed with beer (in abundance) if taken after expiry date
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje
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CHEERS
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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i'll drink to that
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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If I wasn't still hung over from Friday ( ) I'd join you... but am not feeling very good (oww my poor head  )
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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awww!!! u poor babe do enjoy it while it lasts
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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@vlam: u fully recovered yet??? if u haf....go get a plane ticket and head on over to lumpa land.....we haf lotsa stuff to remedy a hangover here
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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Posted: 2003-08-26 05:49
