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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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From: ELF Pap Cop (Avatar pending)
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Never.
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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I need advice, what should I have for dinner tonight?! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Presumably, by this time you will already have had your dinner, but, if you fancy supper, may i recommend some crusty bread, with Asda's cheese 'n' onion sandwich filler. They also do a "Mexican chili cheese" which is great too. And some sliced ham or chicken roll on top sets it off nicely, with a big cool glass of milk.
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@SCORPIONKING1982 - Tonight I'd go for the microwave meal for one and eat with a spoon i.e. no sharp objects. Mix some drinks and settle down to some filth. Tomorrow is another day.
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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should i go watch a new bruce willis movie with my girlfriend after visiting a sports gym? i will probably have no ability to have a shover ::))
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@ilia Firstly where did you get this girlfriend
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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Mince my old chum, tonight I dined on batchelors (ironic dont u think) pasta sauce for one, and two slices of unbuttered bread. I ate with a fork but resisted the urge to jab myself in the face with it to ease the pain of a broken heart.
ah what light through yonder window shines, tis a burgler come to rob me. run away run away!!! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Its probably just your reflection in the mirror, or the shadow of your ex.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Guys, there seem to be a few of you having relationship problems, so this is just a general piece of advice for all you shunned lovers that are just too damn humiliated to come out and say that you need help.
Have a foursome with her sister, her mother, and her best friend. Then set her garage on fire and stuff firecrackers up her cats butt.
Hello, Scroto!
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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@mince
con't remember we know each other for some time.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ilia, is this the picnic lady?
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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@methy
yep! i underestimated you guys ;D
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@ilia - Go to the Gym but only do anaerobic exercise, take a change of clothes and have a shave (+after shave). That way your won't smell like a horse and she will appreciate a smooth face during the boring bits in the Broosy film.
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govigov
Joined: Jul 30, 2004
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From: Back home - Cochin
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i really need some serious help!!!!!
well i am in love with my first cousin, we have nt yet "done it". but other than that we can smooch for hours... and hours....
trouble is in our custom it is not proper to do anything like that.... help... i need you guys to throw me out of this or force me to stick to this....
guys i am serious.... |
mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Move to Kilmarnock, Scotland
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Posted: 2004-09-15 07:04
