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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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damn! how didnt i figure out that simple way by mysef?! thanks for the tip, will try that tmrrw  !
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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another better, more permanent solution would be to stop clicking on the pop-up ads you see whenever you visit an 'adult' site
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She don't know she's beautiful
(though time and time I've told her so)
There she goes just walkin down the street,
and someone lets a whistle out.
A girl like her, she just can't see,
What the fuss is all about.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Maybe its because you are spending so much time online buying "Knobex" penile enhancement products?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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meths, i believe the ones you are referring to were actually manufactured by pentel.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Apologies, my mistake. I buy so many i lose track of which one is which.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i need advice!
I have a seven dollar hunk of mozzarella cheese in my fridge, thing is, its about the size of an egg! (immersed in water)
1. Why was it so goddam expensive?
2. What should I do with it?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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1. Cheese is expensive because it is.
2. Hide it in your neighbours house where they will never find it, and it will utterly stink, like sweaty feet intensified by x47.672
EDIT: The figure is wholly accurate, i worked it out by multiplying the price of the cheese by your neighbours house number, then subtracting how long it takes cheese to go off.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i'm off to hide the cheese!
shall i also play hide the sausage with their daughter, since she will be in on the whole cheese dealie?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Only if she isnt a fat munter with hairy legs.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i got it! only play hide the sausage if she doesnt smell like the cheese!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@kim I think you'll find in fact a rare 10yo Sarsons Pickled Egg (hence the eggness of it's appearance) - still put in your neighbours house as once out of it's preferred environment it will rapidly break down, releasing a smell and green haze you could cut with a knife.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Thats it, kimcheeboi! he's good at picking up these important life lessons, aint he, mince!
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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: ELF Pap Cop (Avatar pending)
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Id like to point out that your title should read "solve all your problems" and not "solves all your problems".
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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don;t matter to me... 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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or maybe it should be obliterate?
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