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JwY
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Posted: 2003-06-20 21:39
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then they went into a time machine to see barney's relatives
rebirth.
nocturnalchipmunk
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Posted: 2003-06-21 02:42
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..and eric saw that Barney's brother was named ...MARGA?!?!
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Posted: 2003-06-21 21:28
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then harry potter pops outta no where and said....
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Posted: 2003-06-22 19:30
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Posted: 2003-06-22 20:30
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"Hey! Who nicked my scar? I worked hard to get that!"
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nocturnalchipmunk
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Posted: 2003-06-23 02:41
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Barney says to Harry Potter, "Do you want another scar just for fun?" and Harry Potter nods. Barney tail-whips Harry Potter, trying to give him a scar. Instead Harry Potter goes flying across the world. Now, Eric is left with Barney, with Harry Potter's broomstick in his hand!
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JwY
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Posted: 2003-06-24 02:26
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then
a jar of vaseline appears........
rebirth.
nocturnalchipmunk
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Posted: 2003-06-24 06:30
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..eric lubricates the broomstick and rams it up barney's *ss!! from the shock of pain, barney flies out of earth and onto the moon. eric then takes a crap of relief..
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Posted: 2003-06-24 08:58
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...pooped 3 chipmunks....
nocturnalchipmunk
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Posted: 2003-06-24 09:01
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eric turns and sees a woman doing pooping out chipmunks as well.. he thinks to himself "is this a trend here or something".. he introduces himself to her.. she says her name is Marga! Marga? he then remembered that Marga was the brother of Barney!!
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Posted: 2003-06-30 12:06
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Eric then asks barney's brother, "Wot are U doing here ?"


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nocturnalchipmunk
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Posted: 2003-07-01 04:44
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...Marga dies due to insecurity..
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Posted: 2003-07-01 11:00
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Eric then notices there is a bus stop next to him, along comes a bus and Eric gets on the No.666 bus and is happily on the way to work when ....


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JwY
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Posted: 2003-07-04 05:32
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he had an itch on his chest
then suddenly his manly chest erupted into big big bosoms!
rebirth.
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Posted: 2003-07-04 11:04
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Eric screams " Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! "

All the people in the bus turns and looks at him. Eric goes with embarassment .. He then says " .........


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