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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
then they went into a time machine to see barney's relatives
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
..and eric saw that Barney's brother was named ...MARGA?!?!
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JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
then harry potter pops outta no where and said....
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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jellyellie Joined: Dec 27, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: England PM, WWW
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"Hey! Who nicked my scar? I worked hard to get that!"
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
Barney says to Harry Potter, "Do you want another scar just for fun?" and Harry Potter nods. Barney tail-whips Harry Potter, trying to give him a scar. Instead Harry Potter goes flying across the world. Now, Eric is left with Barney, with Harry Potter's broomstick in his hand!
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JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
then
a jar of vaseline appears........
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
..eric lubricates the broomstick and rams it up barney's *ss!! from the shock of pain, barney flies out of earth and onto the moon. eric then takes a crap of relief..
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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...pooped 3 chipmunks....
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
eric turns and sees a woman doing pooping out chipmunks as well.. he thinks to himself "is this a trend here or something".. he introduces himself to her.. she says her name is Marga! Marga? he then remembered that Marga was the brother of Barney!!
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wrecked_porsche Joined: Jul 01, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: I'm not telling u ! PM, WWW
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Eric then asks barney's brother, "Wot are U doing here ?"
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nocturnalchipmunk Joined: Jan 16, 2003 Posts: 364 From: California, USA PM |
...Marga dies due to insecurity..
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wrecked_porsche Joined: Jul 01, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: I'm not telling u ! PM, WWW
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Eric then notices there is a bus stop next to him, along comes a bus and Eric gets on the No.666 bus and is happily on the way to work when ....
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
he had an itch on his chest
then suddenly his manly chest erupted into big big bosoms!
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wrecked_porsche Joined: Jul 01, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: I'm not telling u ! PM, WWW
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Eric screams " Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! "
All the people in the bus turns and looks at him. Eric goes with embarassment .. He then says " .........
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
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