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lukechris
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On 2009-04-09 20:34:11, nicv27 wrote:
And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross....
"Dont touch my easter eggs i`ll be back on Monday
LOL LOL LOL
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tranced
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what could be bitter than a lemon?
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jcwhite_uk
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On 2009-04-14 15:54:40, tranced wrote:
what could be bitter than a lemon?
2 Lemons?
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tranced
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deja vu? have i made this before? 
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jcwhite_uk
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On 2009-04-15 05:48:35, tranced wrote:
deja vu? have i made this before?
Yes you have:
On 2009-01-29 21:17:09, tranced wrote:
first time here i think...
what's more bitter than a lemon?
two lemons.
im bored
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tranced
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plop 
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badassmam
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Mum and Dad both have bad potty mouths. One day they are fighting and calling each other 'bastard' and 'bitch'. Their Son walks in and asks, "What does 'bastard' and 'bitch' mean?". Mum replies, "bastards and bitches are boys and girls".
Later that day, the post comes through the door and Dad goes to collect them. He sees some bills and says, "Shit!". His Son asks, "What does 'shit' mean?" and Dad replies, "Oh....it's another word for....doormat".
Dad gets on the phone to complain about the bills. "Stop pissing me off!", he says aggressively. "What is pissing?", his Son asks before getting the reply, "It means talking on the phone".
Seeing his Dad in a bad mood, the Son goes to the kitchen to find that Mum has dropped lunch on the floor followed by shouting, "f**k!". What does 'f**k' mean?", he asks innocenetly. "It means cook", she replies as she cleans up the mess.
Later that week, the family throws a big party. The doorbell rings so the Son opens the door as greets the many guests:
"Hello bastards and bitches, wipe your feet on the shit. Dad's upstairs pissing and Mum's in the kitchen, f*****g the chicken"
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liam62244
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ha ha ha thats funny |
alexslane
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On 2009-04-15 15:38:46, badassmam wrote:
Mum and Dad both have bad potty mouths. One day they are fighting and calling each other 'bastard' and 'bitch'. Their Son walks in and asks, "What does 'bastard' and 'bitch' mean?". Mum replies, "bastards and bitches are boys and girls".
Later that day, the post comes through the door and Dad goes to collect them. He sees some bills and says, "Shit!". His Son asks, "What does 'shit' mean?" and Dad replies, "Oh....it's another word for....doormat".
Dad gets on the phone to complain about the bills. "Stop pissing me off!", he says aggressively. "What is pissing?", his Son asks before getting the reply, "It means talking on the phone".
Seeing his Dad in a bad mood, the Son goes to the kitchen to find that Mum has dropped lunch on the floor followed by shouting, "f**k!". What does 'f**k' mean?", he asks innocenetly. "It means cook", she replies as she cleans up the mess.
Later that week, the family throws a big party. The doorbell rings so the Son opens the door as greets the many guests:
"Hello bastards and bitches, wipe your feet on the shit. Dad's upstairs pissing and Mum's in the kitchen, f*****g the chicken"
[ This Message was edited by: badassmam on 2009-04-15 14:40 ]
PMSL ha ha ha i like it !
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ceaser2008
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One day, MJ.... ( oh people cant you understand, Michael Jackson ) yeah, one day MJ pulled out his/her ( i am not sure ) child out of the window of his apartment. WHY? Why?? Why??
Because there was no water in the toilet  
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ELEPHANT JOKES
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
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Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
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Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
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Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!
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Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
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A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!
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Cycovision
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^^^
I love weird jokes
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nicv27
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If you receive an email from the Department of Health warning you not to eat tinned Pork because of swine flu.
Ignore it, It`s just Spam
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firoz3321
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On 2009-06-08 19:35:30, nicv27 wrote:
If you receive an email from the Department of Health warning you not to eat tinned Pork because of swine flu.
Ignore it, It`s just Spam
Was that a joke ???
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nicv27
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Yes
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