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DickySnapples
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i lost my virginity to a retard. i wanted my first time to be special. |
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DickySnapples
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My girlfriend , being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on her forehead. |
fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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What's the best thing ever to come out of Liverpool?
The M62.
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
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From: Oldham,Uk
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A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.
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AbuBasim
Joined: Nov 04, 2005
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Q: How many IT engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.
One more:
- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- Me!
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fatreg
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An Englishman walked into a bar, purchased his drink and sat next to an American. 'Where are you from?' the Englishman asked the Yank. 'The best country in the World' replied the Yank. 'F*ck me' said the Englishman, 'You've got a wierd accent for a Brit'.
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DickySnapples
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What's pink and dusty?
Maddie mccanns bike |
fatreg
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Trev1982
Joined: Mar 07, 2007
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From: 192.168.0.6
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3 couples go camping, men in one tent and women another. 1 bloke wakes up in middle of night and nudges his mate lying next to him " im going next door to f**k my missus, i've got the biggest hard-on i've ever had". "I'd better come with you then" his mate replies "cos its my cock you've got hold of"
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Trev1982
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A vicar books into a hotel & says to the hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replies "No sir, its just regular porn, u sick bastard!"
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fatreg
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What do you call a Zimbabwean waste paper basket?
A Ballot Box
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fatreg
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'A' is the 1st letter of the alphabet and 'H' is the 8th letter, right?
9/11 = 0.81818181 = HAHAHAHA
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AbuBasim
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In many countries the date is written 11/9: 11/9 = 1.22222222 = A.BBBBBBBB = joke without punchline.
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gola
Joined: Jul 17, 2007
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From: South Africa
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Has anyone heard the joke about the Zen master?
Me neither  
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fatreg
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On 2008-10-18 19:49:43, AbuBasim wrote:
In many countries the date is written 11/9: 11/9 = 1.22222222 = A.BBBBBBBB = joke without punchline.
but that wasn't my joke was it???
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Posted: 2008-09-18 23:33
