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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: [ENGLAND]
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i cant be bothered to look through 14 pages...tell me  
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Trigga, post your curriculum vitae, but i must warn you, kimcheeboi is doing better than anyone expected and his contract may be extended beyond today 
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@feline/equine69 I guess your CV will only have your paper round on it so, just post here the hours of availability(GMT) ie. you're NOT at school, doing after shcool activities,doing your homework, 'knocking one off' at your Britney poster and sleeping.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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any one else want advice? 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I need a question answered, kim.
Why is everyone applying for the workey job now, several days after the post was filled by your good self? The job went a couple of days ago, if they wanted it, they should have applied then.
(And, if they HAD applied earlier, they would certainly have got it instead of you)
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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Why else except the fact that i've made the job popular?
At first it was the garbage bin for everyone on esato, now its the oh-so-precious m&m advice thread! It's the irresistable call of fame!
Soon I will have all the esato bit*hes clinging all over my shoulders! Woooopeeeee!
Hey @equine69, are you there?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well answered! No sign of Ilia tonight (phew, hes hard work) Just kidding ilia! A problem (no matter how absurd) shared, is a problem halved, isnt that right!
Im going for my dinner
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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fo shizzle, yo 
where's equine 69?
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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hey guys,
another problem... ever since this ICC cricket tournament started a few days ago, (in england, mind you) every one i know has become zombie like... and keep bumping into me whenever i walk on the streets.
but i really hate cricket!! so, what do i do? what's the best way to annoy a group of people who're watching it on the telly?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@plasmadog down load IR remote control s/w for your phone and keep changing channel.
PS Any joy with the clippers and the number 2?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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They dont act like zombies, they ARE zombies. Have you seen Shawn of the Dead? (check that one out, kim - hilarious) Maybe it was watching cricket on the telly that turned themm into zombies.
The best way to annoy someone watching the telly is to walk in and start trying to have a conversation, for example:
You: "Its bin day today, did you put the wheelie bin out?"
Them "Hmph, no"
You: "Well can you put it out before you settle to watch your programme?"
Them: Its started, ill get it at the adverts"
They invariably dont get it at the adverts. Nag them every 10 minutes until they do. Hope this has helped.
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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@mince, kim
thnx for the live interest but i have to disappoint you guys: the weather was terrible, it was raining from the very morning till evening thus i had nothing to do except sitting at home watching tv no picnic, only bush's talks about the beslan accident ;(
my internet provider disconnected me from the net! they say i've got a virus that makes their system pcs hang! but i have no viruses, norton 2004 (up to date database) says so, as dr.web & aspersky admit! what should i do? should i phone switch and go smash their bloody ugly faces? i know theyve got a lady in the support, swee will like that, heh, i know...
what should i do guys?!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Did they say virus or Homepage?
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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exactly virus, cause i havent moved my site to their hosting, thats why the link in my profile doesnt work (safari.isnet.ru).
they told me when im connected to internet a huge amount of infirmation is being send by my ips (both - thats strange, ive got no lan yet) and their pcs hang...
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Get the Support chick to email you a copy of the log files showing you using up the bandwidth. These log files will allow you to track down the cause of this unexpected halt in your web presence.
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Posted: 2004-09-12 00:04
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