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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
Vlammetje
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nocturnalchipmunk
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..he then decides to cum on Iraq territory!  Saddam becomes so pissed off that he calls a D*CK WAR!!  unfortunately, eric is still flat and saddam's is too small...
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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so eric took out his d*ck booster....
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nocturnalchipmunk
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which made his d*ck turn into a jet-pack.. as eric took off with his d*ck booster, saddam shouted to eric "CALL ME!!" 
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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eric picked up his P800 and called sadam on 4554479845.. but when the other phone answered it was not sadam
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It was Barney The Purple Dino !! \"ello, barney here, can i help you?\" So Eric ...
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BS'n
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so eric is a cool guy
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Vlammetje
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I am not sure BS'n should be reading Eric's story?  Is it ethical?
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Jowi
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was pissed off coz he didn't like barney...he hanged on barney he instead got a charger & charge his phone while... |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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he run a way...
(i will take care about bs'n)
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While running, he remembered that he left his phone on charge in the middle of no where. When he got there, it was fully charged. He was relieved and thought that he could finally get to work without any more problems. Then Barney called back......
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nocturnalchipmunk
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and said "I will offer you a plane ride to work in exchange for sex!"
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Eric thought long and hard about the offer...
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nocturnalchipmunk
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he thought very long and hard.... LONG and HARD ..finally he agreed.. eric said "alright. take off you suit and let's do it".. eric tried to pull off barney's suit.. but it wouldn't come off! ..after a minute of trying to take off the suit, eric realized that barney was not a costume.. barney was a real dinosaur!
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I tot he was ON THE PHONE with barney? Oh well...
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Posted: 2003-06-19 12:40
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
