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aksd
Joined: Nov 11, 2005
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True Story 
I had just bought a W800, from the grey market before it was launched in India, this was 3, 3.5 years ago, I took it to college and those days basically the most famous phones were the Nokia 6600, 7610 etc..
So I was the only guy in college with a W800i, and my friend sees it and was like "WOW! Thats a W800i" I was like "Yeah, cool is'nt it" , and then hes like in all seriousness "Is it a lesbian?"
I was "hahaha, you're joking right?"
He replied saying " You know install external software, like a comp" I was like "You b****** thats Symbian!"
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Muhammad-Oli
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Hahahaha! I'm surprised someone that knew the name of the phone when it wasn't even out in your country didn't know the difference between lesbian and Symbian! 
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aksd
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On 2008-04-10 15:28:49, Muhammad-Oli wrote:
Hahahaha! I'm surprised someone that knew the name of the phone when it wasn't even out in your country didn't know the difference between lesbian and Symbian!
LOL! strange indeed, but if you remember the K750i/W800i was a revolutionary phone, the Walman label itself made it special and the colours, never seen efore. How I loved that phone
I guess the lesbian thing was more a slip of the tongue(or maybe something related to what he was thinking of at the moment )
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Muhammad-Oli
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Hahaha, yeah. Thats hilarious mate. Its always good to have a joke you can tell which actually happened!
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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Lesbian UIQ
I wonder if it comes in two versions, "Butch" and "you'd never know unless she told you"?
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fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
Girl: Why thank you!
Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!
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haynesycop
Joined: Mar 10, 2004
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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an
arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half
the country looking for work within twenty-four hours
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max_wedge
Joined: Aug 29, 2004
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Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The barman says to the two pieces of string, "we don't serve your kind in here. Get out before I throw you out" Rejected the two pieces of string try another bar, but the same thing happens.
Then one of the pieces of string says "sod this. I'm getting a drink at the next bar, no matter what". So he reaches down and ties himself into a knot. Then he ruffles up his hair, and walks into the next bar.
The bar looks at him suspiciously and says, "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?"
The string says, "No I'm a frayed knot".
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah
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Danny_BFC
Joined: Jun 18, 2006
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Women are like Parking spaces. all the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you slip it into a disabled one
Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day complaining that water keeps running out. "Did you buy a plug?" the store owner asks, Paddy says you fecker, you never said it was electric
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
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Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat for 2 days, skip a day, and so on for 2 weeks, you should lose 5lbs."
When paddy returned he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st.
"Thats amazing said the doc".... Paddy nodded...."I'll tell u be jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day." "What from hunger said the doc?"..."No from all the Fu**ing skipping!"
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thomas93
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Youve already said that one.
Paddy & Murphy are walking in the park and Paddy falls down a well. Murphy shouts down to him
"Paddy! Is it dark down there"
Paddy replies "I don't know, I cant see"
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
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John Arne Riise has just been stopped by the Police on the motorway. Apparently, he was heading in the wrong direction.
Taxi. I will get my coat.
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Trev1982
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would it help if i new who he was?? cause i dont get it |
pmerryman
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The Liverpool player, who headed the ball into his own net in injury time last night.
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Trev1982
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oh i dont do soccer lol
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