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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
I think he means you, mince
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scotsboyuk Joined: Jun 02, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM, WWW
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@meths
I meant you. I thought you were away on some sort of trip.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Last night, while queuing to pay for petrol, i was behind a man who bought 3 cans of tennents super, a can of HP all day breakfast, a loaf of white bread and a copy of Club magazine. Can you imagine a more pitiful existence?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Bammers Joined: Jan 03, 2005 Posts: 250 PM |
Sounds like a stress free life to me! |
scotsboyuk Joined: Jun 02, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM, WWW
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@meths
What is 'Club'? I have a feeling I know what sort of magazine it is, but I thought I would check.
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Bammers Joined: Jan 03, 2005 Posts: 250 PM |
Spot on, it is that sort of magazine!LOL! |
methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Its a tome of sordid, degrading pornography and titillation, scotty.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Superluminova Joined: Feb 24, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: ...Mummies Tummy! PM |
That guy has the best lifestyle ever , lol
Ok guys i'm looking for a new car anyone know anything about used car prices? i've got about 3k - 4k to spend i want something a bit more fun that my trusty escort, what would be agood buy?
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mince-inside Joined: May 09, 2004 Posts: 452 From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot PM |
Mini - cheap to run and insure and the chicks dig 'um as they know big cars are to make for lack of "ahem" you drive a Mini you swing with the big boys
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Honda Civic, or spend it on doing up an old mini, if you want a fun car
Hello, Scroto!
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Superluminova Joined: Feb 24, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: ...Mummies Tummy! PM |
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
I'd love a old mini mate, but i promised my gf i wouldn't get one until she gets one as its been her dream car since she was a kid, so i can't get one hopoefully she'll be getting one within the month but
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Burgaz Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Cwmbranistan, S. Wales PM, WWW
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Get a 106GTi! They're great... You can have mine if ya want? Needs new drivers door... Oh and you'll have to pick it up from wales!(Gate crashed your thread cos there ain't enough welsh around here).
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mince-inside Joined: May 09, 2004 Posts: 452 From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot PM |
@Soopa Tip: Do not 'pump the rump' in the drivers seat in case she digs her heel on the accelerator petal as it will flood the engine.
You will need to remove the spak plugs to dry the petrol off and just in case park down hill and a bump start in 2nd gear may get you going.
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Superluminova Joined: Feb 24, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: ...Mummies Tummy! PM |
cheers mate,
WoooooooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooo! 2 - 0! sorry to any celtic fans, but give me a break iv been wait five years for this!
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Bammers Joined: Jan 03, 2005 Posts: 250 PM |
Get a Saab 900! Chicks can't figure them out!! If you have a turbo then the girlies think "strange, old mans car!" then they get in and think "strange, quite comfy in here!" then when you start moving and their head hits the headrest and you leave the little boys behind in their XR3is and citroens and pugs she thinks "my bloke has gone up in the world" a quality car and different from everyone else!
You should be able to pick up a decent one for that money and they dont go wrong or fall apart after a few years like the usual crap!! ie citroen, ford, etc |
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