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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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From: Norway
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so he jumped out with his brand new Sony Ericsson parachute phone...
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wrecked_porsche
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But he didnt get a FW upgrade yet, so the phone has a bug that has not been fixed and there is a hissing sound when he pulls the parachute open. Then he thinks, i'm safe but what about Ben in the helicopter? So he ...
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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thought... forget about him...i'm most important...
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wrecked_porsche
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So he falls to earth with his hissing SE phone... An eagle starts to circle around him ... Oh no, his half eaten breakfast was in his back pocket. He forgot to eat it when he was rushing for work just now. Now not only was the eagle attacking his arse but he just remembered that he was late for work and his boss was not going to be too happy ... Then .....................
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Jowi
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he forgot that his hissing T610 was with his breakfast inside his pocket... |
nocturnalchipmunk
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..and with his t610, he does not decide to call anybody to save him.. instead, he decides to play mini-golf...
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BS'n
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to the T610?
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nocturnalchipmunk
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(what do you think?!  ) arg.. you killed it! 
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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but when i got to level 6 in mini golf...
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nocturnalchipmunk
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my batteries needed to be recharged.. eric was so angry.. suddenly he once again realized that he was falling.. in a quick effort, he..
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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bulled the reserve...
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But then he realized that SE does not give spare batteries !! Only samsung does !! So he falls to the ground with a thud. There he sees j'lo and Ben on the ground unhurt !! Amazingly he is unhurt too!! But them he realizes that the helicopter was only a few metres above the ground... Suddenly he sees Saddam Hussien walking towards them with a big smile across his face.... Eric feels soo happy that ............
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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lookin at Saddam, only one phase comes to eric's mind:
"Cum To Me!!! Cum To Me!!!"
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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so sadam took out his thing and...
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shithappens
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....and it wuz so pathetically small it totally redifined the phase "Pencil Di*k".....eric started laughing.....looking at saddam, he accidentally blurted out "That sure ain't no WMD!!!"....
*WMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction*
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Posted: 2003-06-18 10:30
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
